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Trump Angry Fake Media Doesn’t Report His Long List of Achievements

Trump Angry Fake Media Doesn’t Report His Long List of Achievements:  President Donald Trump has once gain taken to Twitter to complain about the “fake media” ignoring all of his “long list of achievements.”  Maybe they just assumed most people already knew about all his bankruptcies, failed and fraudulent business ventures, multiple divorces and weekend golf outings.  Or, maybe they’re concerned that everyone will eventually become tired of all this winning.

 

Trump’s Invitation to Duterte Draws Criticism:  During their recent “very friendly conversation,” Mr. Trump invited Mr. Duterte, an authoritarian leader accused of ordering extrajudicial killings of drug suspects in the Philippines, to visit him in the White House.  Gee, Putin, Erdogan, el-Sisi and now Duterte?  Why if someone didn’t know better, they might conclude that our President is a big fan of authoritarians, dictators and demagogues with absolute power.

 

Forty Pythons Seized from Ontario Motel:  Local police are reporting that 40 pythons have been seized in a Brantford, Ontario motel by the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.  Makes you wonder what kind of sick person would force a bunch of poor pythons to stay in some cheap motel?  They deserve better accommodations.  No doubt all the room service requests for live field mice triggered hotel staff’s suspicions.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Trump Says He Didn’t Realize Being President Was Difficult

Trump Says He Didn’t Realize Being President Was Difficult:  In a recent interview with Reuters, President Trump said he is surprised how hard his new job really is, says he misses his previous life and simple things like driving and feels as if he is in a cocoon.  Good grief, I never realized playing golf every weekend at a Florida resort was that stressful!  Gee, seems poor Mr Trump is constantly getting surprised by the complexity of things lately.  Next he’ll be telling us how shocked he is that a nuclear war with North Korea could be so deadly.  I mean, who could have known nuclear bombs make such a Yuge explosion?

 

Swedish Man Arrested for Urinating on Produce:  A Swedish newspaper is reporting that a drunk man in the western city of Gothenburg was arrested for relieving himself all over the apples and oranges in produce section of a popular supermarket chain.  The judge let him off with a light fine, but made sure he understands that if this ever happens again, “urine real trouble.”

 

Church Leader and Children’s Author Arrested for Molestation:  A former church youth leader and author of a young adult book series Iowa City has been arrested for inappropriately touching multiple children over the course of several years.  Local Republican officials say they are grateful his ministry was at least able to warn everyone about the dangers of homosexuality and transgender bathrooms before he was carted off to jail!

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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