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Two thirds of World’s Vertebrate Wildlife Will Be Lost by 2020

lost-vertebratesTwo thirds of World’s Vertebrate Wildlife Will Be Lost by 2020:  A new report from the World Wide Fund for Nature (WWF) predicts that by the end of the decade, 67% of all vertebrate wildlife will be lost.  Perhaps, but it just seems impossible that so many could be lost when apps like Google Maps and Waze are everywhere.

 

19269218_bg2Teacher Busted for Bestiality in Phoenix:  Authorities say a middle-school music teacher was among two men arrested at a Phoenix motel, charged with using the internet to connect with dog owners who offered their canines for sex.  Police say the men also humiliated the animals – putting collars around their necks and demanding that they bark like a dog.

 

dogsWalmart Recalls Miley Cyrus Jewelry:  Walmart is pulling an entire line of Miley Cyrus brand necklaces and bracelets after tests found the jewelry contained high levels of cadmium – which isn’t dangerous if simply worn, but can be highly toxic if someone sucks on the jewelry.  Walmart says the recall was necessary because only a “sucker” would buy something like this.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Heinz and Kraft Foods Announce Merger

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Heinz and Kraft Foods Announce Merger:  H.J. Heinz and Kraft Foods Group, two of the most iconic names in the nation’s kitchens, said they would merge through an estimated $45 billion deal to form one of the world’s biggest food empires.  Word has it that Kraft execs felt as if the company was falling be-Heinz and needed to ketchup.

 

Buttocks InjectionsFeds Warn Public About Procedures Like Buttocks Injections:  Federal regulators caution that the recent death of a Dallas woman who had received injections at a salon to expand the size of her buttocks shows the dangers of having those type of procedures.  Makes you wonder what the hell’s wrong with people these days?  Whatever happened to expanding your ass the old-fashioned way by stuffing your face with Burger King Triple Whoppers and Banana-Strawberry shakes?

 

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Google Maps Takes Cubs Pitcher to Wrong Ballpark:  Chicago Cubs pitcher Edwin Jackson said he used the Google Maps app to assist him to find the ballpark where he was supposed to pitch against the Oakland Athletics but it directed him to the wrong park – and when he finally arrived late – he ended up giving up eight runs and nine hits in only 1 2/3 innings in a 14-2 loss.  Too bad there wasn’t an app that could have helped help him find the plate.

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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