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Trump Wanted Military Tactical Vehicles for Inaugural Parade

Trump Wanted Military Tactical Vehicles for Inaugural Parade:  E-mails obtained via the Freedom of Information Act show President Trump’s White House transition staff wanted the Pentagon to display a show of military tactical vehicles for his inaugural parade.  Hell – forget about Putin, this guy wants to bring back Khrushchev and Brezhnev.

 

Baptist President Claims Christians Should Avoid Yoga:  Southern Baptist Seminary President Albert Mohler is calling on all Christians to avoid practices such as yoga and meditation, proclaiming that they are not compatible with Christianity.  Come to think of it, he may have a point.  I’ve taken quite a few yoga classes and can’t recall them ever mentioning the importance of overthrowing foreign governments, persecuting intellectuals or intimidating homosexuals.

 

Trump Lawyers Go After Teen Girl’s Website:  President Trump’s legal team has been busy this week trying to shut down a teen girl’s website where users try to scratch Trump’s face with tiny little kitchen paws.  I suppose its fine – if you want to spend all your time fighting with a little girl, but if I were him, I think I’d save my lawyers for the impeachment proceedings.  But knowing Trump, he’s probably thinking something like “after I settle the score with this teenage girl, SNL, mean journalists and Rosie O’Donnell, I’ll get around to telling the Generals about that secret plan to defeat ISIS I’ve been talking about all this time.”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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