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Astronomers Measure Milky Way with Radio Waves

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Measuring-Milky-W... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Measuring-Milky-W... 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Astronomers Measure Milky Way with Radio Waves:  Astronomers are using a collection of radio telescopes that span thousands of miles in an attempt to measure Milky Way with radio waves.  When asked why use radio waves to take the measurement, astronomers say the Milky Way is so big that using a ruler or a tape measure just wouldn’t be practical, even if they were somehow able to recruit all the people who’ve leveled charges against Harvey Weinstein to help with the measuring. 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Birth-Control-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Birth-Control-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Birth-Control.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Administration to Promote Rhythm Method and Abstinence:  According to a recently leaked memo, the Trump administration plans to slash the budget for family planning and – in its place, begin promoting abstinence and the rhythm method.  Which is kind of funny when you consider there’s probably not a single person in the Trump Administration who even has any rhythm.  On a positive note, administration officials say vouchers will still be available for those wishing to purchase chastity belts.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Mosquitoes.jpg 456w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Nazi Scientists Had Plans to Use Mosquitoes As Weapons:  Newly found records suggest that Nazi scientists at the infamous Dachau concentration camp planned to use offensive biological warfare on Germany’s World War II enemies by releasing malaria-carrying mosquitoes from airplanes.  The project was abandoned after it became obvious that Germany could never make swastika armbands small enough to fit on the mosquito’s legs.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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Strangers on Delta Flight Caught Having Oral Sex in Their Seats

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Delta-Airlines.jpg 384w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Strangers on Delta Flight Caught Having Oral Sex in Their Seats:  A 28-year-old man and a 48-year-old woman – who had just met while sitting next to each other on a Delta flight from Los Angeles to Detroit – face possible felony charges after the woman was caught in the act of giving oral sex to the male passenger.

 

Wow, I have to admit that before I looked at their ages, I was thinking “why would Harvey Weinstein be flying to Detroit?”  That said, this was kind of a creative way to use-up those air miles travel points.  I mean, who needs Pornhub when you can just grab yourself a quick flight to Detroit?  And to think industry analysts were just reporting how hard its been for airlines to fill up their flights to Detroit…not anymore!

 

But come on, all kidding aside – this was rather inconsiderate on the part of these two.  I mean, suppose one of the other passengers sitting nearby had a “nut” allergy?  That said, several passengers did remark about how this was certainly a hell of a lot more entertaining than those crappy in-flight movies.  Regardless, everyone knows passengers are not supposed to have full access to the cockpit during a flight.  And even if the plane were going down, that doesn’t necessarily mean the passengers have to.

 

Anyway, after being caught in the act, flight attendants instructed the female passenger to “please return her fellow passenger to his upright position.”  Of course, if this guy was really smart, he should have just thrown his jacket over her head and claimed she was simply having a set of mild seizures.  Meanwhile, after the plane landed, an attorney for the female passenger told reporters her defense would likely be “if the mouth doesn’t fit, you must acquit.”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Steve Bannon Gives Trump 30% Chance of Serving Full Term

Steve Bannon Gives Trump 30% Chance of Serving Full Term:  Former senior aide Steve Bannon thinks the President only has a 30 percent chance of staying in office for a full term – as insiders are reporting that the White House is in complete turmoil.  Well, with that remark, it looks like Trump’s 3 AM twitter attack list for tomorrow has just grown to include Steve Bannon, Joe Namath and the NFL, Eminem, Jimmy Kimmel, the White House Press Corps, Senator Bob Corker, the UN, Harvey Weinstein, most of his Cabinet, the entire White House staff and of course old, reliable mainstays Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama – hope I’m not leaving anyone out!

 

UK Study Finds Women Secretly Turn Up Home Thermostat:  A study out of the UK found that one-third of couples don’t agree upon what should be the ideal home room temperature – and that four in ten women report covertly turning up the thermostat behind their partner’s back.  Sociologists say the only workable solution to the dilemma is for husbands and boyfriends to secretly purchase placebo thermostats which look real, but don’t really connect to anything.

 

Study Finds Emotions Better Understood By Listening:  A new psychological study found that people are better able to pick up on the emotions of others by closing their eyes and simply focusing on the voice, as opposed to both watching and listening, or just watching them.  Yea, and I find that if I close my eyes while I’m listening to someone, the emotion I most often pick up on is “pissed off,” as they assume I’ve fallen asleep while they are talking to me.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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