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Fidelity Investments Fires Two in Sexual-Harassment Crackdown

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Fidelity-768x512.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Fidelity.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Fidelity Investments Fires Two in Sexual-Harassment Crackdown:  Boston-based Fidelity Investments reportedly ousted two employees this month as part of a crackdown on sexual harassment at the mutual-fund giant.  Insiders say the sexual tension within the company has become so all-pervasive, they may soon be forced to rename the company “In-Fidelity.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/German-Panda-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/German-Panda.jpeg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />German Zoo Hopes to Cure Panda’s Odd Walking with Sex:  Zookeepers at Berlin’s main animal park are hoping to cure a young female panda’s habit of walking backwards by introducing her to one of life’s great pleasures – sex.  Good grief, makes you wonder who the hell’s running that zoo – Harvey Weinstein?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Peanut-Allergy-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Peanut-Allergy.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />DBV Technologies Peanut Allergy Drug Fails Key Study:  French drug developer DBV Technologies said its peanut allergy treatment did not meet the main goal in a highly anticipated late-stage study, causing its US-listed stocks to plunge 60.5 percent.  Angry investors were heard complaining “I must have been nuts to invest in a company like this.”  Others noted that the stock fell so low, you could pick up shares for mere peanuts – that is, assuming you’re not allergic.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Astronomers Measure Milky Way with Radio Waves

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Measuring-Milky-W... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Measuring-Milky-W... 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Astronomers Measure Milky Way with Radio Waves:  Astronomers are using a collection of radio telescopes that span thousands of miles in an attempt to measure Milky Way with radio waves.  When asked why use radio waves to take the measurement, astronomers say the Milky Way is so big that using a ruler or a tape measure just wouldn’t be practical, even if they were somehow able to recruit all the people who’ve leveled charges against Harvey Weinstein to help with the measuring. 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Birth-Control-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Birth-Control-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Birth-Control.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Administration to Promote Rhythm Method and Abstinence:  According to a recently leaked memo, the Trump administration plans to slash the budget for family planning and – in its place, begin promoting abstinence and the rhythm method.  Which is kind of funny when you consider there’s probably not a single person in the Trump Administration who even has any rhythm.  On a positive note, administration officials say vouchers will still be available for those wishing to purchase chastity belts.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Mosquitoes.jpg 456w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Nazi Scientists Had Plans to Use Mosquitoes As Weapons:  Newly found records suggest that Nazi scientists at the infamous Dachau concentration camp planned to use offensive biological warfare on Germany’s World War II enemies by releasing malaria-carrying mosquitoes from airplanes.  The project was abandoned after it became obvious that Germany could never make swastika armbands small enough to fit on the mosquito’s legs.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Moon Landing Truthers Say Photo is Proof of Faked Apollo Landing

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Moon-Truther-Phot... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Moon-Truther-Phot... 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Moon Landing Truthers Say Photo is Proof of Faked Apollo Landing:  Moon landing truthers – who have been claiming for years that the NASA moon landings are fake and actually filmed on a Hollywood soundstage and not the Moon – have been in a state of total excitation of late, thanks to a new picture posted recently on YouTube.  The picture appears to show an image of the individual who took the snapshot reflecting off an Apollo 17 astronaut’s visor – and now Moon truthers are claiming that this individual doesn’t even appear to have a spacesuit on and is probably a Hollywood stagehand and not another astronaut.

 

Well, I gotta say – it all sounds plausible to me.  I mean, when you think about it – all you’d really need to pull something like this off would be thousands and thousands of paid extras who would be willing to keep all this a secret for decades and decades, not to mention all the countries who would have been monitoring a US Moon landing such as the USSR, the People’s Republic of China and North Korea.  I’m sure they would all have been more than happy to go along with a scam like this as they would naturally wish to do anything they in their power to further enhance the prestige of the United States.  On the other hand, I think it’s fairly safe to assume that not many of these conspiracy theorists are rocket scientists.

 

That said, this YouTube pic is rather grainy.  I mean, for all I know, that image reflecting off the astronaut’s visor could be Harvey Weinstein getting ready to grope one of the actresses on the Moon soundstage, but he became distracted after he came upon a copy of Barack Obama’s birth certificate.  But hell, if you’re gonna go the conspiracy route, why stop at the moon landing?  I’ll bet Columbus’ voyage to America was staged too.   Meanwhile, not to be upstaged by a bunch of conspiracy theorist wannabes, ultra-conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is now claiming that he once had documented evidence that the moon landing was all staged, but unfortunately, all of that evidence has mysteriously disappeared somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle.

 

Now, I’m sure by now many of you are wondering – if this Moon landing was staged by Hollywood, how on “Earth” did they pull it off?  Well, I have my own theory.  First, NASA hires a prominent Hollywood director to film a fake Moon landing, but it soon becomes obvious to the producers that the cost of building such an elaborate set would be far too expensive for their budget.  So, in order to save money, the director gets a brilliant idea, why not film the entire fake Moon landing – right on location?  Mystery solved!

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Strangers on Delta Flight Caught Having Oral Sex in Their Seats

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Delta-Airlines.jpg 384w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Strangers on Delta Flight Caught Having Oral Sex in Their Seats:  A 28-year-old man and a 48-year-old woman – who had just met while sitting next to each other on a Delta flight from Los Angeles to Detroit – face possible felony charges after the woman was caught in the act of giving oral sex to the male passenger.

 

Wow, I have to admit that before I looked at their ages, I was thinking “why would Harvey Weinstein be flying to Detroit?”  That said, this was kind of a creative way to use-up those air miles travel points.  I mean, who needs Pornhub when you can just grab yourself a quick flight to Detroit?  And to think industry analysts were just reporting how hard its been for airlines to fill up their flights to Detroit…not anymore!

 

But come on, all kidding aside – this was rather inconsiderate on the part of these two.  I mean, suppose one of the other passengers sitting nearby had a “nut” allergy?  That said, several passengers did remark about how this was certainly a hell of a lot more entertaining than those crappy in-flight movies.  Regardless, everyone knows passengers are not supposed to have full access to the cockpit during a flight.  And even if the plane were going down, that doesn’t necessarily mean the passengers have to.

 

Anyway, after being caught in the act, flight attendants instructed the female passenger to “please return her fellow passenger to his upright position.”  Of course, if this guy was really smart, he should have just thrown his jacket over her head and claimed she was simply having a set of mild seizures.  Meanwhile, after the plane landed, an attorney for the female passenger told reporters her defense would likely be “if the mouth doesn’t fit, you must acquit.”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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