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Arizona Gun Club Offers Unique Christmas Pics

christmas-cardArizona Gun Club Offers Unique Christmas Pics:  A Scottsdale gun club says it will offer its members the opportunity to create really unique Christmas cards this season by having families pose with Santa – heavily armed with their choice of pistols and military-assault rifles.  Because nothing says “Joy to the World” and “Peace on Earth” quite like a family armed to the teeth with pistols and assault rifles.

 

hawaiiHawaii Bans Disposable Plastic Bags:  Hawaii has become the first state to completely ban disposable plastic bags.  In related news, California is considering a ban on people with bags under their eyes.

 

 

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Samsung Recalls Millions of Washing Machines:  As if its problems with its phones weren’t enough, now Samsung has been forced to announce a formal recall of 2.8 million of its top-load washing machines after it was determined that washing bulky items can make the machines vibrate so violently that they could blow apart.  Perhaps the most depressing thing of all is that many of these loyal Samsung customers will be using their exploding Galaxy Note 7 phones to call Samsung customer service to report their exploding washing machines.  Sounds a lot like the end of civilization as we know it.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Calls Out Alt-Left for Charlottesville Violence

Trump Calls Out Alt-Left for Charlottesville Violence:  In perhaps his most bizarre press conference yet, President Donald Trump once again refused to forcefully denounce white supremacist protesters, instead basically laying blame for the Charlottesville violence on what he described as the “alt-left,” and then took some time to also promote his Virginia winery.  Wow, that was quick.  Donald must’ve taken a nice lunch meeting with Steve Bannon.  So if I understand the President correctly, he was basically telling the white supremacists “I support you and your racist views, but I disavow hate – but only on both sides.”  That ought to put everyone’s fears to rest.

 

LA and Honolulu Have Worst Traffic in US:  According to a recent study, Honolulu was ranked as having the second-worst traffic in the nation, only behind Los Angeles.  OK, but the question is, where would you really rather be stuck in traffic?

 

 

Gov’t Warns Against Using Hair Conditioner Following Nuclear Blast:  The Homeland Security website Ready.gov is posting a warning to citizens that – following a nuclear blast – you should wash your hair with shampoo but do not use conditioner, because conditioner can bind radioactive material to your hair.  And while its awfully nice of the Trump Administration to offer free doomsday grooming advice – I suspect that if you’re near where a nuclear bomb went off – you can pretty much expect to have a “bad hair day,” whether you use conditioner or not.  And while I’m neither hair stylist nor nuclear scientist, judging from his recent photographs, it certainly appears that Mr Trump may have used conditioner.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Wisconsin Lawmaker Claims Almond Milk Hurting Dairy Farmers

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Almond-Milk-300x3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Almond-Milk.jpg 700w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Wisconsin Lawmaker Claims Almond Milk Hurting Dairy Farmers:  Wisconsin Sen. Tammy Baldwin has introduced legislation for a new federal law which would prohibit non-dairy producers from labeling their creamy liquids made from soy, coconut and almonds as “milk.”  Guess that pretty much means they’ll have to rename the poor “milkweed” plant.  The dairy farmers will say you can’t drink it and the pot heads will complain you can’t smoke it.

 

Study Finds Eating Less Boosts Memory:  According to an Italian study, there is growing evidence that eating less can help improve memory.  Unfortunately, the first thing most people seem to remember with their newly improved memory is how damn hungry they are.

 

Hawaii Offers Homeless One-Way Tickets Home:  Hawaii is employing one of the more creative ways to save money on housing, food, and other services earmarked for the homeless, offering homeless people one-way tickets to go back home.  I guess my question would be, how do you send a homeless person back home?

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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