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Trump Mocked by Hawaiians Holding Welcome to Kenya Signs

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Hawaii-Protest-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Hawaii-Protest.jpg 940w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Mocked by Hawaiians Holding Welcome to Kenya Signs:  President Trump found himself greeted by protesters sporting mocking signs that read “Welcome to Kenya” when he touched down in Hawaii on the first leg of his Asia-Pacific tour.  President Trump was there to meet with the President of Hawaii and to let their people know that they are surrounded by a very big ocean.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Rand-Paul.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Rand Paul Assaulted at His Home in Bowling Green:  According to the Kentucky State Police, GOP Sen. Rand Paul has been assaulted by a neighbor while mowing his lawn in Bowling Green, Kentucky.  Wow, sounds like he’s a big “hit” with the neighbors.  And what the hell kind of Republican mows his own lawn anyway?  Why doesn’t he hire undocumented workers and then just not pay them like the President and rest of his party?  Is it any wonder why this country is going down the tubes?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Male-Woolly-Mammo... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Male-Woolly-Mammo... 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Male Woolly Mammoths More Like to Die Accidentally:  In a sample of 98 woolly mammoth remains, researchers found that 70 percent were male, which suggests males were more likely to die accidentally.  Paleontologists say they’re not quite sure what conclusions can be drawn from this, but it sure explains why their insurance premiums were so high.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Attorney General Sessions Insults State of Hawaii

Attorney General Sessions Insults State of Hawaii:  US Attorney General Jeff Sessions set off a firestorm after issuing an insulting dismissal of America’s 50th state, expressing astonishment that a judge “who sits on an island in the Pacific” could dare hold up American President Trump’s travel ban – making some wonder if he was even aware that Hawaii is a state.  Sure, Hawaii has been a state since 1959, but in Sessions’ defense, he’s still living in the year 1950.  That said, Hawaii shouldn’t take it too personally, Sessions doesn’t recognize any states which were added after the Missouri Compromise.  And on a positive note, at least he had the ocean correct.

 

Newly Discovered Exoplanet May Be Best Candidate for Life:  Scientists say a newly discovered exoplanet, some 40 light-years from Earth, may be the best place to look for signs of life outside our Solar System.  Uh oh, space aliens just 40 light-years away?  Sounds like the Trump Administration may need a bigger wall.

 

Lawsuit Claims Bose Headphones Spying on Customers:  An Illinois man has filed a class-action lawsuit, accusing high-end audio equipment maker Bose of spying on its users and selling information about their playlists and listening habits without permission.  And who can blame him?  I mean, who wants the general public to know your favorite music group is The Village People?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Arizona Gun Club Offers Unique Christmas Pics

christmas-cardArizona Gun Club Offers Unique Christmas Pics:  A Scottsdale gun club says it will offer its members the opportunity to create really unique Christmas cards this season by having families pose with Santa – heavily armed with their choice of pistols and military-assault rifles.  Because nothing says “Joy to the World” and “Peace on Earth” quite like a family armed to the teeth with pistols and assault rifles.

 

hawaiiHawaii Bans Disposable Plastic Bags:  Hawaii has become the first state to completely ban disposable plastic bags.  In related news, California is considering a ban on people with bags under their eyes.

 

 

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Samsung Recalls Millions of Washing Machines:  As if its problems with its phones weren’t enough, now Samsung has been forced to announce a formal recall of 2.8 million of its top-load washing machines after it was determined that washing bulky items can make the machines vibrate so violently that they could blow apart.  Perhaps the most depressing thing of all is that many of these loyal Samsung customers will be using their exploding Galaxy Note 7 phones to call Samsung customer service to report their exploding washing machines.  Sounds a lot like the end of civilization as we know it.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony Held at White House

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Donal-Trump-Turke... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Donal-Trump-Turke... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony Held at White House:  In the annual Presidential ceremony at the White House, President Trump has pardoned a Thanksgiving turkey they’ve named “Drumstick.”

 

The following day, the President angrily tweeted he has yet to receive the expected thank you call or tweet from either the turkey, its parents or the turkey community.  Talk about an ungrateful turkey.  Sad!  Of course, in the turkey’s defense – Trump only agreed in principle to pardon the white meat.  Ironically, with the Mueller investigation closing in, it may turn out that it’ll be Trump’s goose that is cooked – not the turkey’s.

 

And, to be completely fair, this isn’t the first turkey the President has pardoned this year.  That was former Sheriff Joe Arpaio.  What I find most interesting is that – just before Trump pardoned the turkey, he declared it was once again “open season” on African elephants.  That said, the turkey’s fate may still be in legal limbo, in that a US District Judge in Hawaii has just ruled Trump’s Turkey Pardon is unconstitutional!

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Calls Out Alt-Left for Charlottesville Violence

Trump Calls Out Alt-Left for Charlottesville Violence:  In perhaps his most bizarre press conference yet, President Donald Trump once again refused to forcefully denounce white supremacist protesters, instead basically laying blame for the Charlottesville violence on what he described as the “alt-left,” and then took some time to also promote his Virginia winery.  Wow, that was quick.  Donald must’ve taken a nice lunch meeting with Steve Bannon.  So if I understand the President correctly, he was basically telling the white supremacists “I support you and your racist views, but I disavow hate – but only on both sides.”  That ought to put everyone’s fears to rest.

 

LA and Honolulu Have Worst Traffic in US:  According to a recent study, Honolulu was ranked as having the second-worst traffic in the nation, only behind Los Angeles.  OK, but the question is, where would you really rather be stuck in traffic?

 

 

Gov’t Warns Against Using Hair Conditioner Following Nuclear Blast:  The Homeland Security website Ready.gov is posting a warning to citizens that – following a nuclear blast – you should wash your hair with shampoo but do not use conditioner, because conditioner can bind radioactive material to your hair.  And while its awfully nice of the Trump Administration to offer free doomsday grooming advice – I suspect that if you’re near where a nuclear bomb went off – you can pretty much expect to have a “bad hair day,” whether you use conditioner or not.  And while I’m neither hair stylist nor nuclear scientist, judging from his recent photographs, it certainly appears that Mr Trump may have used conditioner.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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