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Attorney General Sessions Insults State of Hawaii

Attorney General Sessions Insults State of Hawaii:  US Attorney General Jeff Sessions set off a firestorm after issuing an insulting dismissal of America’s 50th state, expressing astonishment that a judge “who sits on an island in the Pacific” could dare hold up American President Trump’s travel ban – making some wonder if he was even aware that Hawaii is a state.  Sure, Hawaii has been a state since 1959, but in Sessions’ defense, he’s still living in the year 1950.  That said, Hawaii shouldn’t take it too personally, Sessions doesn’t recognize any states which were added after the Missouri Compromise.  And on a positive note, at least he had the ocean correct.

 

Newly Discovered Exoplanet May Be Best Candidate for Life:  Scientists say a newly discovered exoplanet, some 40 light-years from Earth, may be the best place to look for signs of life outside our Solar System.  Uh oh, space aliens just 40 light-years away?  Sounds like the Trump Administration may need a bigger wall.

 

Lawsuit Claims Bose Headphones Spying on Customers:  An Illinois man has filed a class-action lawsuit, accusing high-end audio equipment maker Bose of spying on its users and selling information about their playlists and listening habits without permission.  And who can blame him?  I mean, who wants the general public to know your favorite music group is The Village People?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Arizona Gun Club Offers Unique Christmas Pics

christmas-cardArizona Gun Club Offers Unique Christmas Pics:  A Scottsdale gun club says it will offer its members the opportunity to create really unique Christmas cards this season by having families pose with Santa – heavily armed with their choice of pistols and military-assault rifles.  Because nothing says “Joy to the World” and “Peace on Earth” quite like a family armed to the teeth with pistols and assault rifles.

 

hawaiiHawaii Bans Disposable Plastic Bags:  Hawaii has become the first state to completely ban disposable plastic bags.  In related news, California is considering a ban on people with bags under their eyes.

 

 

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Samsung Recalls Millions of Washing Machines:  As if its problems with its phones weren’t enough, now Samsung has been forced to announce a formal recall of 2.8 million of its top-load washing machines after it was determined that washing bulky items can make the machines vibrate so violently that they could blow apart.  Perhaps the most depressing thing of all is that many of these loyal Samsung customers will be using their exploding Galaxy Note 7 phones to call Samsung customer service to report their exploding washing machines.  Sounds a lot like the end of civilization as we know it.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Wisconsin Lawmaker Claims Almond Milk Hurting Dairy Farmers

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Almond-Milk-300x3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Almond-Milk.jpg 700w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Wisconsin Lawmaker Claims Almond Milk Hurting Dairy Farmers:  Wisconsin Sen. Tammy Baldwin has introduced legislation for a new federal law which would prohibit non-dairy producers from labeling their creamy liquids made from soy, coconut and almonds as “milk.”  Guess that pretty much means they’ll have to rename the poor “milkweed” plant.  The dairy farmers will say you can’t drink it and the pot heads will complain you can’t smoke it.

 

Study Finds Eating Less Boosts Memory:  According to an Italian study, there is growing evidence that eating less can help improve memory.  Unfortunately, the first thing most people seem to remember with their newly improved memory is how damn hungry they are.

 

Hawaii Offers Homeless One-Way Tickets Home:  Hawaii is employing one of the more creative ways to save money on housing, food, and other services earmarked for the homeless, offering homeless people one-way tickets to go back home.  I guess my question would be, how do you send a homeless person back home?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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