by JimMcCue

70% of people check their Twitter when they wake up, which is a sign of addiction. I start my day with heroin because I like routine.

Jan 10th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Marie Connor

Jim Jordan is the hillbilly heroin of the right wing.

Jun 28th, 2018 via twitter

by Ham on Wry

This weekend, I'll be explaining resurrection to my nephew after telling him last year that the Easter Bunny died of a heroin overdose.

Mar 29th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by Jeff Dwoskin

Hopefully me to my kids #HeroIn5Words

Jul 28th, 2017 via twitter

by Corey Miller

Stay clean, heroin kills people. #HeroIn5Words

Jul 28th, 2017 via twitter

by Emanuel Zbeda

The opposite of Donald Trump #HeroIn5Words

Jul 28th, 2017 via twitter

by Emanuel Zbeda

Gotta shed some light on what it means to be good when the President is a treasonous sexual predator egomaniac. Let's play #HeroIn5Words

Jul 28th, 2017 via twitter

by Casey Rusu

Jeff Sessions said marijuana is only slightly less awful than heroin, which is like saying chocolate is only a bit better than the holocaust

Mar 17th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Robyn Dwoskin

Selfless, caring helper of people. #HeroIn5Words

Jul 28th, 2017 via twitter

by Ham on Wry

Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I think Mr.Mittens has been buying heroin, cutting it with catnip and reselling it at the dog park.

Mar 13th, 2018 via twitter

by Ham on Wry

What did I learn today?

That there is no rehab for a heroine addiction.

Apr 4th, 2017 via twitter

by Dan LaMorte

Heroine is a huge epidemic in New Jersey but not nearly as big of an epidemic as rich white kids thinking they can become rappers.

May 20th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick