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Lack Of Sleep May Cause Your Brain To Eat Itself

Lack Of Sleep May Cause Your Brain To Eat Itself:  Scientists say not getting enough sleep can cause the brain to “eat up” its connections, while also increasing risk of Alzheimer’s disease and other neurological disorders.  Great, like I needed something else to worry about at 3 AM.  On the other hand, this may finally explain what’s up with Trump when he’s blasting out all those angry, incoherent tweets in the middle of the night.

 

Ohio Had More Than 4,000 Overdose Deaths in 2016:  A newspaper survey of Ohio county coroners found the Buckeye State had 4,149 unintentional fatal drug overdoses in 2016 – making it one of the hardest hit by a heroin and opioid epidemic.  While not condoning the opioid use, a follow-up study by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) found that Ohio and Florida are perhaps the only two places in the country where its completely justifiable for people to make the decision to just stay drunk.

 

New Diabetes Test Eliminates Painful Pricks:  Scientists at the University of Michigan say they have developed a new diabetes test that can utilize tears to measure glucose levels and therefore eliminate the need for those painful pricks to the skin.  Perhaps, but I suspect it’ll take a lot more than some newfangled diabetes test to eliminate all the “painful pricks” I have to deal with in my life.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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North Korea Accuses CIA of Biochemical Plot to Kill Kim Jong-un

North Korea Accuses CIA of Biochemical Plot to Kill Kim Jong-un:  North Korea is accusing the CIA  and South Korea of attempting to assassinate Kim Jong-un with unspecified biochemical substances during a public ceremonial event in the capital of Pyongyang.  Hell, no need to send someone to assassinate Kim.  Just book him on a United flight.

 

Study Finds Botox Could Help Treat Depression:  A California study found those who used the anti-wrinkle agent Botox had lower rates of depression.  One thing’s for sure, you’re never gonna be able to tell if they’re depressed by the expression on their face.

 

Music Teacher Caught Selling Tubas for Heroin:  A Nunda, N.Y. music teacher pulled over by police with a tuba in her backseat admitted to stealing more than 50 instruments from her school district and selling them to buy heroin.  Wow, this woman’s life has gone right down the tubas.  Now, she’ll have to face the music.

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Jim Bakker Claims Removing Trump Violates God’s Will

Jim Bakker Claims Removing Trump Violates God’s Will:  Televangelist Jim Bakker says the people who want to see Donald Trump removed from office are trying to undermine the work God did for America in the last presidential election.  Well, if God is responsible for getting Trump elected, I’m pretty sure that must mean Vladimir Putin is God.  Who knew?  But even if he’s not, my question is – what kind of God is Bakker worshiping when the best he can come up with is Donald Trump?  God must be having a hard time finding good help these days.

 

Keith Richards to Write Children’s Book:  Many don’t realize that Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is not only a music legend, but he also has written a popular children’s book.  Really, wonder what its about?  Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a gram of heroin and pack of cigarettes?

 

Woman Deliveries Baby in a Barnes & Noble Lobby:  A woman has delivered a healthy baby boy inside the lobby of a Los Angeles-area Barnes & Noble bookstore. Guess she wasn’t aware that Amazon Prime has free, same-day delivery. One thing’s for certain, this kid’s life will be like an open book.  And you can just bet that one day his mom will be yelling at him to “Close the door!  What’s the matter with you, were you born in a Barnes?”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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