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Florida Lawmakers Find Porn More Dangerous Than Assault Weapons

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Florida-Students.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Florida Lawmakers Find Porn More Dangerous Than Assault Weapons:  Students from Florida’s Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, where 17 kids were recently murdered and scores injured in yet another mass shooting – were left in tears after their pleas for rational assault weapon laws were ignored by Florida lawmakers, who’ve decided that porn is a much more pressing public health risk than assault weapons.  That’s interesting because – I’m pretty sure at this point, any definition of “obscene” would surely have to include these Florida lawmakers.  And I wonder how long before one of these brave lawmakers – protecting us from porn, will be busted with a huge stash of porn on their own computer?  On a positive note, guess the NRA now has themselves a brand new slogan, “Guns don’t kill, nudie pictures do.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Hate-Group-768x57... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Hate-Group-1024x7... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Hate-Group.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />US Hate Groups Proliferate in Trump’s First Year:  The Southern Poverty Law Center found that the number of U.S. hate groups expanded dramatically last year under President Donald Trump’s administration, fueled by his immigration stance and the perception that he sympathized with those espousing white supremacy.  In response to this criticism, Trump officials are now urging everyone considering joining a “hate” group to turn it down a notch – and join a group that’s just a wee bit peeved instead.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Louise-Reay.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Comedian’s Estranged Husband Sues Her for Defamation:  UK stand-up comedian Louise Reay is asking people to contribute to her crowdfunding page, after being sued by her estranged husband for allegedly defaming him in her show.  Yea, well all I can say is, once Donald Trump leaves office – he’d better hope Melania doesn’t have any comedic ambitions.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Anti-LGBT Lawmaker Caught Having Sex With Man in His Office

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Wes-Goodman-768x5... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Wes-Goodman-1024x... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Wes-Goodman.jpg 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Anti-LGBT Lawmaker Caught Having Sex With Man in His Office:  Ohio Republican lawmaker Wes Goodman, who routinely touted his Christian faith and anti-LGBT views and who was often referred to the “conscience of the conservative movement,” has resigned after being caught having sex with a man in his office.  I’m sure it was all quite innocent.  He was simply demonstrating to an intern what constituted an “unacceptable practice” in the workplace.  Either that, or he was doing “research.”  After all, we all know how big Republicans are on science and research.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Teens-Playing-Vid... 750w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Blames Video Games for Firearm Violence:  In the aftermath of the Florida high school shootings, President Trump is pointing to video games – claiming that these games are a major factor in the nation’s gun violence by shaping our young people’s minds toward violence.  Yea, well call me crazy, but I’m more concerned about stray bullets shaping our young people’s minds!

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Drunken-Photos.jpg 400w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Claims Brits Drunk in 76% of Their Facebook Pictures:  A close examination of Facebook profiles in the UK revealed that Brits were inebriated in more than three-quarters of the photos they posted to their profiles.  Researchers say they were able to scientifically identify intoxication by comparing the Facebook pics to old Mel Gibson mug shots.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Administration Defends Spending $139,000 on Zinke’s Door

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Ryan-Zinke.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Administration Defends Spending $139,000 on Zinke’s Door:  The Trump administration is yet again defending a senior official’s spending after it emerged the Department of the Interior spent nearly $139,000 on upgrading Secretary Ryan Zinke’s office door.  Yea, well maybe its time we show him the door.  Meanwhile, angry taxpayer organizations complained that $139,000 is money that could have been used for something worthwhile – you know, like paying off a porn star.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Milwaukee-Teens-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Milwaukee-Teens.jpg 931w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Milwaukee Teens Testing Positive for HIV and Syphilis in Large Numbers:  At least 125 people in Milwaukee – including scores of high school kids – have been infected with HIV and syphilis, or both in one of the biggest outbreaks ever reported in the city.  Wow, sounds like Milwaukee kids are sure doing their best to keep up with the Kardashians.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Scales-768x510.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Scales.jpg 1023w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />NJ Judge Rules Waitresses Can Be Fired For Gaining Weight:  Casino waitresses are effectively “sex objects” and can be fired for putting on too much weight, according to a ruling by an Atlantic County Superior Court judge in New Jersey.  Critics argue that rulings like this are precisely why Chris Christie has never able to fulfill his dream of becoming a casino waitress.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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US Education Secretary Says Schools Have Option to Arm Teachers

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Betsy-DeVos-768x9... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Betsy-DeVos-819x1... 819w" sizes="(max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px" />US Education Secretary Says Schools Have Option to Arm Teachers:  In response to the recent Florida high school shooting, US Education Secretary Betsy DeVos told reporters that “schools do have the option of arming teachers.”

 

Interesting idea, especially when you consider most US schools don’t even have adequate funding to purchase pencils, paper or text books, but I guess there’s always plenty of money around when it comes to buying guns.

 

My question is, why stop with just arming the teachers?  After all, let’s not forget that about the only thing that can stop a “bad guy” with a gun – is a “good teenager” with a loaded gun.  So my suggestion is, let’s arm every school child in America with an AR15 semi-automatic rifle – but of course, for the sake of safety, only after they’ve acquired sufficient strength to allow them to pull the trigger.

 

As for training the kids to use these lethal weapons – how about forgoing those worthless civics classes and have them watch violent video games or perhaps Quentin Tarantino movies instead?  That ought to teach them just about everything they’ll ever need to know about gun safety.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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