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Former Trump Tower Doorman Claims Trump Had Child With Housekeeper

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Donald-Trump-1.jpg 710w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Former Trump Tower Doorman Claims Trump Had Child With Housekeeper:  A former Trump World Tower doorman claims he was paid $30,000 by the National Enquirer to bury a story alleging Donald Trump fathered a child with a former housekeeper with whom he had a relationship.  


Wow, seems Trump is the gift that just keeps giving.  No wonder this guy loves building hotels!  Good grief, has anyone even talked to the gardener yet?  All I can say is, if this keeps up – poor Michael Cohen is gonna run outta money.  Its getting to the point where it might be easier just to list the women with whom Trump hasn’t had sex and bought off.


Remember when Hillary wrote about “It Takes a Village?”  Well, its beginning to look as if Trump may have fathered most of that village.  Guess we made a mistake when we asked Chief Justice Roberts to swear-in President Trump.  In retrospect, I think perhaps Jerry Springer would have been a more appropriate choice.  


And while some are claiming Trump and the other Evangelical Republicans are hypocrites for preaching about “family values” when Trump is out having sex with everyone from porn stars to housemaids – in all fairness, Mr Trump does seem to keep family in mind in that most of the women he’s been having sex with, do appear to look an awful lot like his daughter Ivanka. 


Anyway, even with all the bankruptcies, I do have to admit that Trump is a much better urban developer than I gave him credit for.  After all, not many people can give a posh neighborhood like Midtown Manhattan the same vibe as the trashiest trailer park.

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