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Trump and Putin to Work Together On Cybersecurity

Trump and Putin to Work Together On Cybersecurity:  President Donald Trump’s revelation that he discussed forming an “impenetrable cyber security unit” with Russian President Vladimir Putin is drawing swift criticism from both parties in light of Russia’s cyberattacks against the U.S. during last year’s election.  Another brilliant Trump maneuver – team up with the burglars who’ve broken into your house.  If that doesn’t prevent them from breaking in again, I don’t know what will.

 

Study Finds Sense of Purpose Aids Sleep:  US researchers who surveyed people on their sleeping habits found that the secret to a good night’s sleep is having a sense of purpose in life.  Wow, I’m guessing my cat and people with narcolepsy must really have a deep sense of purpose then.

 

Trump Jr Promised Damaging Intel on Clinton Before Russian Meeting:  The New York Times reports that Donald Trump Jr. was promised damaging information about Hillary Clinton before agreeing to meet with a Kremlin-connected Russian lawyer during the 2016 campaign.  I’m going to go with knowledge of election meddling for $200, Alex.  Talk about a smoking gun – the NRA is claiming this falls under the 2nd Amendment.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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E-Mail To Trump Jr. Spoke Of Russian Plot To Aid Trump Campaign

E-Mail To Trump Jr. Spoke Of Russian Plot To Aid Trump Campaign:  According to a report from The New York Times, Donald Trump Jr. was told in an e-mail that a meeting to obtain information damaging to presidential rival Hillary Clinton was connected to intelligence gathered by the Russian government to help elect his father.  Ironically, sources say Eric Trump received the very same e-mail – but he still hasn’t quite figured out how to open it yet.

 

Two Studies Find Drinking More Coffee Leads to Longer Life:  In the most extensive studies on coffee and mortality to date, researchers surveyed more than 700,000 people in both the US and 10 European countries and found that drinking more coffee could significantly lower a person’s risk of mortality.  I couldn’t agree more!  In fact, at this point in my life, I figure about the only thing still keeping me alive is the Starbucks app on my iPhone.

 

New Zealand Develops First Vaccine Against Gonorrhoea:  Scientists in New Zealand say a vaccine has for the first time been shown to protect against the sexually transmitted infection gonorrhoea.  Good job!  Makes me want to put my hands together and clap, but I’m not certain that would be appropriate in this case.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Poll Shows US Losing World’s Respect Under Trump

Poll Shows US Losing World’s Respect Under Trump:  According to a wide-ranging international study, with the exception of Russia, Donald Trump’s presidency is alarming citizens of our nation’s closest allies as well as others worldwide, diminishing the US standing in the world.  Can’t for the life of me understand why.  Hell, here in the US – all the coal mines have now been reopened, scientists now freely admit climate change is fake, Hillary’s been locked up in prison for life, we now have cheap and plentiful healthcare for everyone, a beautiful wall is being constructed all along the Mexican border with solar panels which will pay for the cost and them some, we now have nearly full employment in America because of everyone put to work on the Dakota Access Pipeline, a stable and meaningful foreign police and a thoughtful and compassionate president and congress who are deeply loved by all US citizens.  Throughout America, everyone seems to be caught up in this blissful feeling of “let them eat cake!”  That is, unless you’re gay and want to get married.

 

World’s Ugliest Dog Named at Sonoma-Marin Fair:  A 125-pound Neapolitan mastiff beat out 13 other mutts to be officially named the “World’s Ugliest Dog” at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Northern California.  Gee, that face looks awfully familiar, is it married to Jerry Hall?

 

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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