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Many Have Reservations About iPhone X Face-Mapping

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Face-Mapping.jpg 427w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Many Have Reservations About iPhone X Face-Mapping:  With the new iPhone X out and selling like crazy, many are still expressing reservations about the phone’s face-mapping capabilities as an invasion of privacy.  No kidding!  My new iPhone X not only mapped my face, but also followed up with a few snarky suggestions about cosmetic procedures I might wanna think about.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Fossil-Fuels.jpg 479w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Rick Perry Suggests Fossil Fuels Help Prevent Sexual Assault:  Speaking about energy policy on NBC’s Meet the Press, Energy Secretary Rick Perry suggested to Chuck Todd that expanding the use of fossil fuels could help prevent sexual assault by providing lighting for remote villages in Africa.  To reinforce the point, the Energy Department is asking everyone to do their part to fight sexual assault by heading right over to their nearest gas station and say “fill ‘er up.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Approval-Rating-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Approval-Rating-1... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Approval-Rating.jpg 1600w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Presidential Approval Rating Hits Seven Decade Low:  Approaching the first anniversary of his victory over Hillary Clinton in the 2016 election, President Trump has an approval rating demonstrably lower than any previous chief executive at this point in his presidency over seven decades of polling.  On a positive note, 39 percent of Americans say they still approve of the president’s performance.  If that isn’t cause to order some Papa John’s pizza and celebrate, I don’t know what is.

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