Ivanka Says Memorial Day for Champagne Popsicles: Ivanka Trump is facing some serious backlash after an official Twitter account linked with her lifestyle brand talked exclusively about “upping your grilling game” along with other Memorial Day party suggestions like “champagne popsicles,” instead of about honoring the men and women in uniform who’ve sacrificed their lives.
Is it me, or did she just basically say “let them suck on champagne popsicles?” Good grief, I think even Marie Antoinette would be embarrassed by that tweet. Is it just me, or does it always seem like there’s never a decent guillotine around when you need one? But on a serious note, I’ll bet Ivanka could afford some really super fancy champagne with all that money her husband is making selling America down the tubes to Putin and the Russians.
Anyway, far be it from me to imply the Trump and Kushner households haven’t made some serious sacrifices over the years. Like that Memorial Day a few years ago when there wasn’t enough Dom Perignon to make champagne popsicles for everyone, so some of the guests were forced to down popsicles made with a cheap Korbel brand.
So at this point, I suppose we should be asking “just how does one go about making champagne popsicles?” The answer to that is actually quite simple. You just pull a bottle of champagne out of the refrigerator – and then have the servants handle the rest.
And while it may sound rather callous to some forcing the hired help to make Memorial Day champagne popsicles for you and your guests, its sure a hell of a lot better than actually doing it yourself and risking ending up with something horrible like bone spurs. Get those and the next thing you know, you find yourself unable to serve in the military. Can’t let that happen to a proud military family like the Trumps.
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