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Eight Prototypes of Trump’s Border Wall Completed

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Border-Wall.png 617w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Eight Prototypes of Trump’s Border Wall Completed:  The Department of Homeland Security announced it will soon begin looking at which of the eight designs being considered for a border wall will best deter illegal immigrants from entering the US.  Gee, do those designs come in different colors?  I’ll bet a nice pastel might work as a deterrent.  Or how about a mellow chartreuse?  And while some may complain that taking time to choose just the right colors for our border wall might be a lot of extra work, I think its important not to make the same old boring aesthetic mistakes the East Germans did with their Berlin wall.  Who wants an ugly wall like that when President Trump promised a “beautiful wall?”  I mean, just because you’re building a disgusting, offensive, racist structure which will have little or no impact whatsoever on illegal immigration, doesn’t mean it can’t be done in pretty colors.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon-768x511.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Bacon.jpg 1280w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />North Carolina Woman Accused of Using Bacon to Assault Boyfriend:  Authorities say a North Carolina woman won’t face charges after her boyfriend called police when she slapped him with a slab of uncooked bacon during an argument in their apartment.  Gee, they didn’t even arrest her?  You’d assume she’d fry for doing something like that.  And then its the boyfriend who ends up with egg on his face?  Why if I didn’t know better, I’d say this was a scene out of some Hollywood movie starring – you guessed it – Kevin Bacon.

 

Scientists May Have Discovered Cause of Dyslexia:  A pair of French researchers say they may have found a physical cause for Dyslexia, which they feel is related to the misalignment of tiny light-receptor cells in the human eye – which confuses the messages being sent to the brain.  Meanwhile, critics of the study say researchers have it all backwards.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Moon Landing Truthers Say Photo is Proof of Faked Apollo Landing

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Moon-Truther-Phot... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Moon-Truther-Phot... 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Moon Landing Truthers Say Photo is Proof of Faked Apollo Landing:  Moon landing truthers – who have been claiming for years that the NASA moon landings are fake and actually filmed on a Hollywood soundstage and not the Moon – have been in a state of total excitation of late, thanks to a new picture posted recently on YouTube.  The picture appears to show an image of the individual who took the snapshot reflecting off an Apollo 17 astronaut’s visor – and now Moon truthers are claiming that this individual doesn’t even appear to have a spacesuit on and is probably a Hollywood stagehand and not another astronaut.

 

Well, I gotta say – it all sounds plausible to me.  I mean, when you think about it – all you’d really need to pull something like this off would be thousands and thousands of paid extras who would be willing to keep all this a secret for decades and decades, not to mention all the countries who would have been monitoring a US Moon landing such as the USSR, the People’s Republic of China and North Korea.  I’m sure they would all have been more than happy to go along with a scam like this as they would naturally wish to do anything they in their power to further enhance the prestige of the United States.  On the other hand, I think it’s fairly safe to assume that not many of these conspiracy theorists are rocket scientists.

 

That said, this YouTube pic is rather grainy.  I mean, for all I know, that image reflecting off the astronaut’s visor could be Harvey Weinstein getting ready to grope one of the actresses on the Moon soundstage, but he became distracted after he came upon a copy of Barack Obama’s birth certificate.  But hell, if you’re gonna go the conspiracy route, why stop at the moon landing?  I’ll bet Columbus’ voyage to America was staged too.   Meanwhile, not to be upstaged by a bunch of conspiracy theorist wannabes, ultra-conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is now claiming that he once had documented evidence that the moon landing was all staged, but unfortunately, all of that evidence has mysteriously disappeared somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle.

 

Now, I’m sure by now many of you are wondering – if this Moon landing was staged by Hollywood, how on “Earth” did they pull it off?  Well, I have my own theory.  First, NASA hires a prominent Hollywood director to film a fake Moon landing, but it soon becomes obvious to the producers that the cost of building such an elaborate set would be far too expensive for their budget.  So, in order to save money, the director gets a brilliant idea, why not film the entire fake Moon landing – right on location?  Mystery solved!

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Florida Golfer Uses Putter to Escape Alligator’s Grasp

Florida Golfer Uses Putter to Escape Alligator’s Grasp:  A Florida golfer was able to use his putter to escape from an alligator who had grabbed him by the ankle and pulled him waist-deep into the water.  Wow, talk about a tough course with a vicious water hazard!  That 17th hole is a real killer.  Despite the happy ending, the rules committee penalized the guy two strokes for both whacks he unleashed on the gator.

 

Irish County Approves Drunk Driving Permits:  The Kerry County Council in southwest Ireland has passed a controversial measure allowing special permits for driving in sparsely populated areas while intoxicated.  Good grief, some communities will do almost anything to attract Hollywood celebrities.  I guess only the Irish could come up with the concept of a “designated drunk driver.”

 

Trump Translation Device Not On for Japan PM’s Speech:  White House deputy press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders admitted President Trump was not wearing a translation earpiece as he laughed, nodded and appeared to be listening intently during remarks from Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe.  No big deal!  Hell, its doubtful Trump would have understood anything anyway, even if Abe was speaking in English.  Not to mention, that after about a paragraph or two, Trump’s attention span could probably be found wandering off somewhere just north of the Yucatán Peninsula.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Woman Sues Sephora Claiming Lipstick Sample Gave Her Herpes

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Sephora-768x432.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Sephora.jpg 931w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Woman Sues Sephora Claiming Lipstick Sample Gave Her Herpes:  A Sephora customer is claiming to have sampled a “common use” tube of lipstick on display at the makeup mecca’s Hollywood location and which resulted in an oral herpes diagnoses.  First of all, who in their right mind would use a “common use” lipstick from a place called “Sephora?”  I mean, if you ask me – “Sephora” sounds more like the name of a disease than a cosmetics store.  “Where’d you catch the “Sephora?”  “Off a toilet seat – honest to God!”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Daytime-Mammels-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Daytime-Mammels-1... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Daytime-Mammels.jpg 1281w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Mammals Switched to Daytime Activity After Dinosaurs Died Out:  According to new research, the earliest mammals were night creatures, and only emerged from the cover of darkness after the demise of the daytime-dominating dinosaurs.  Paleontologists say the dinosaurs most likely preferred the daytime because they were big fans of daytime TV – not to mention there wasn’t a whole helluva lot of nightlife around in the Jurassic period.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Monster-Planet.jpg 620w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Monster Planet Found Orbiting Too Small Red Dwarf Sun:  A huge monster planet, that’s far too big for its red dwarf sun, may force scientists to rethink their theories of astronomy.  I don’t know about rethinking astronomical theories, but I am definitely starting to rethink why I even bothered to read the article.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Washington Post Dinosaur Comment Angers Creationist Ken Ham

Washington Post Dinosaur Comment Angers Creationist Ken Ham:  Creationist Ken Ham is reportedly very upset and telling the Washington Post to “get it right,” after they incorrectly reported that Ham believes the dinosaurs were wiped out by the flood when he actually believes that Noah brought all the dinosaurs on board the Ark with him.  Well of course the dinosaurs and humans lived at the same time.  Hell, there’s even a wonderful documentary on the subject titled “The Flintstones.”  Personally, I think I’ll wait to hear what Donald Trump has to say on the subject as he always seems to have “the very best” ideas about everything.  Besides, I think former Australian Ken Ham is a classic example of how the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) can go awry.

 

Trump Questions the Need for Cybersecurity:  In recent remarks, President-elect Donald Trump has been questioning the need for cybersecurity and claiming that no computer is completely safe – alarming experts who say his comments could put both government and private data at risk.  Why all this cybersecurity talk is nothing but silly nonsense.  If you listen to those guys long enough, you could could get the impression the Russians hacked into our computers or something.  Now how about playing some music for me on my 8-track.

 

Vandals Change Iconic Hollywood Sign to Hollyweed:  The iconic “Hollywood” sign got a New Year’s Day makeover from an unknown vandal who used a black tarp to transform the letters into a message celebrating marijuana by making the sign read “Hollyweed.”  Police have arrested a man who claims he was just too drunk to remember.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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