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Man Saws Arms at Los Angeles Home Depot

Home DepotMan Saws Arms at Los Angeles Home Depot:  A man began sawing his arms at a Los Angeles area Home Depot – cutting them down to the bone – as horrified customers watched the scene play out, helpless to stop it until paramedics arrived to help the man.  Now I’m no carpenter, but there must be a better way to test saws at Home Depot.  When asked why no one tried to help, customers say they never “saw” it coming.  On a positive note, at least the guy didn’t try to drive himself to the hospital.

 

A VolcanoVolcano Near Rome Rumbles Back to Life:  Seismologists report that an ancient volcano, just outside Rome and previously believed to be long extinct, is rumbling back to life.  Local officials are desperately trying to find a virgin to placate the volcano, but are asking for the public’s patience, as this could take some time.

 

Honor KillingPakistan Social Media Star Baloch Killed By Brother:  Officials say Pakistani social media celebrity Qandeel Baloch, whose selfies polarized the deeply conservative Muslim country, has been murdered by her brother in a suspected honor killing.  Hell, I suspect I have more than a few family members who’d love to kill me over my social media posts too, but luckily for me, honor killings are out because my family has no honor.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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