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Duane "Dog" Chapman and wife Beth leave Federal Court in Honolulu after he was released on bail

Duane "Dog" Chapman (C) and wife Beth leave Federal Court in Honolulu after he was released on bail September 15, 2006. Following his release "Dog" will have to comply with 2 conditions of his bail.

1: He must stay within 150ft of his home between the hours of 11:00pm and 5:00am.

2: He must stay 150 ft AWAY from his hair crimper.

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Trump Calls Out Alt-Left for Charlottesville Violence

Trump Calls Out Alt-Left for Charlottesville Violence:  In perhaps his most bizarre press conference yet, President Donald Trump once again refused to forcefully denounce white supremacist protesters, instead basically laying blame for the Charlottesville violence on what he described as the “alt-left,” and then took some time to also promote his Virginia winery.  Wow, that was quick.  Donald must’ve taken a nice lunch meeting with Steve Bannon.  So if I understand the President correctly, he was basically telling the white supremacists “I support you and your racist views, but I disavow hate – but only on both sides.”  That ought to put everyone’s fears to rest.

 

LA and Honolulu Have Worst Traffic in US:  According to a recent study, Honolulu was ranked as having the second-worst traffic in the nation, only behind Los Angeles.  OK, but the question is, where would you really rather be stuck in traffic?

 

 

Gov’t Warns Against Using Hair Conditioner Following Nuclear Blast:  The Homeland Security website Ready.gov is posting a warning to citizens that – following a nuclear blast – you should wash your hair with shampoo but do not use conditioner, because conditioner can bind radioactive material to your hair.  And while its awfully nice of the Trump Administration to offer free doomsday grooming advice – I suspect that if you’re near where a nuclear bomb went off – you can pretty much expect to have a “bad hair day,” whether you use conditioner or not.  And while I’m neither hair stylist nor nuclear scientist, judging from his recent photographs, it certainly appears that Mr Trump may have used conditioner.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Elderly Woman Arrested in Early-Bird Special Buffet Brawl

Angry GrannyElderly Woman Arrested in Early-Bird Special Buffet Brawl:  A 62-year-old North Carolina woman has been charged with two counts of assault and battery and held on a $1,500 secured bond after she assaulted and injured two other senior citizens in an early-bird special buffet brawl.  Wow, sounds a lot like Animal House on Social Security.  On a positive note, at least everyone got treated to dinner and a show!

 

KKKVirginia Leader Claims KKK is a Christian Organization:  The Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan in Virginia claims that the KK doesn’t hate people because of their race and that they are a actually a non-violent, Christian organization.  Fortunately, there’s still a lot of us who don’t really give a sheet about what he claims.

 

Hawaiian PoliceHawaiian Cops Defend Sex With Hookers Exemption:  Police officers in Honolulu are asking state lawmakers to keep an amendment in state laws that allows officers to have sex with prostitutes during investigations so that the hookers can be caught in the act.  OK, so its now “F**k ‘em, Dano!”  Guess from this point on their slogan is basically “to protect and be serviced.” 

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Air Force Nuclear Launch Officers Suspended

Missle LaunchingAir Force Nuclear Launch Officers Suspended:  Seventeen Air Force officers are no longer allowed to launch nuclear missiles after their team received a “D” grade on a test of their missile launch operations system.  And that’s what happens when you try and cut costs by sending officers to North Korea for missile launch training.

 

HonoluluLA and Honolulu Have Worst Traffic in US:  According to a recent study, Honolulu was ranked as having the second-worst traffic in the nation, only behind Los Angeles.  Yea, but the real question is, where would you really rather be stuck in traffic?

 

Elephant Trunk

 

Elephants Communicate With Sophisticated Sign Language:  According to researchers who have studied the big mammals in the wild for decades, elephants use a variety of “subtle movements and gestures” to communicate.  Yea, like piss them off and they’ll flip you “the trunk.” 

 

Ariel CastroOhio Suspect Helped Search for Woman:  Ariel Castro, the man who lived in the house where three women were found alive after being missing for over a decade, had participated in vigils for Gina DeJesus, one of the women found in house.  Wow, what a nice gesture.  Maybe he wasn’t such a bad guy after all.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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