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Ohio Woman Busted After Soliciting Sex for Nachos

Ohio Woman Busted After Soliciting Sex for Nachos:  An Ohio woman has been arrested in the parking lot of Beaver Township’s Los Gallos Mexican Restaurant after telling an undercover cop that she would provide a sex act for $60 and a large order of nachos.  Wow, that’s really cheesy, but then again – this is Beaver Township – what do ya expect?  Police say the fact that she requested both food and money proves she’s nacho typical prostitute.  And if she’d do that for nachos, makes you wonder what she’d do for a Klondike bar?  I’m assuming the undercover cop had enough hard evidence to make the arrest.

 

German Doctors Advise Public to Walk Like Penguins:  German trauma surgeons are advising the public to walk like penguins and lean the torso forward to avoid slipping on pavements during freezing temperatures.  Yea, it starts innocently enough with walking like penguins, and before you know it – they’re goose-stepping again.

 

Ohio Man Accused of Semen Attacks in Walmart:  Police in Ohio have arrested a 26-year-old man accused of squirting semen onto women at a Walmart on multiple occasions after using the store’s bathroom to masturbate into a syringe.  He masturbated into a syringe?  Talk about a tiny penis!  I hate to judge, but its almost enough to make you think this guy may have some unresolved issues.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

New iPhones to Map Faces for Authentication and 3-D

New iPhones to Map Faces for Authentication and 3-D:  Apple is rumored be working on a controversial new camera designed to map your face in 3-D for the purpose of facial recognition.  Yea – and good luck with that!  Hell, as it is, Siri suddenly turns into Helen Keller almost every time I ask it something.  And what’s with the 3-D pics anyway?  Do they think our current, regular selfies aren’t narcissistic enough?

 

More People Getting News From the Web:  Last year, for the first time in history, more people reported getting their news from the internet than from a physical newspaper.  All I can say is, let’s hope this doesn’t mean people are gonna start spanking their misbehaving dogs with their computers now instead of a newspaper.

 

Police OK With Russian Teen Auctioning Virginity:  An 18-year-old Russian teenager who successfully sold her virginity to the highest bidder ($37,000) through an online auction site has been given the go-ahead by police to seal the deal.  So I suppose that means if you’re ever stopped by the cops for being with a hooker, you can just tell them “oh, this is just a little something I picked up at the auction.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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