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Park Sees Big Boost After Apple Names Operating System Yosemite

YosemitePark Sees Big Boost After Apple Names Operating System Yosemite:  After Apple, the world’s biggest tech company, decided to name its operating system “OS X Yosemite,” it sent a wave of free advertising and loads of people to visit the California park.  Good, now if they’ll just consider naming their next update “OS X Greece,” perhaps we can all forget that whole mess.

 

NYSENew York Stock Exchange Reopens After Computer Glitch:  The New York Stock Exchange has reopened after an unprecedented, nearly four-hour halt in trading that authorities say was caused by a major technical glitch.  Sadly, it took them nearly 3 hrs to finally get tech support on the phone, who then told them to unplug, wait 60 seconds, and then plug it all back in.

 

HyperloopSeveral Companies Moving Forward With Hyperloop Plans:  Several companies have announced plans for pilot projects of the Elon Musk proposed high-speed hyperloop transportation system, which is supposed to whip people across the world in a glass vacuum tube at speeds of almost 800mph.  So, I’m guessing the operative word will then become something like “beam me sideways, Scottie?”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Sinkhole Collapses Disney Villa

Disney SinkholeSinkhole Collapses Disney Villa:  A resort villa near Florida’s Disney World partially collapsed while another portion is sinking, leaving the building slightly tilted with large cracks and water leaking from within.  With all their sinkhole issue lately, sounds a lot like Florida could give Australia a run for the title of “the land down under.”

 

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Elon Musk Unveils Hyperloop Plan:  Tech entrepreneur Elon Musk has unveiled his plan for the “hyperloop,” a transportation system where passengers would sit in a capsule/pod that gets shot through an elevated tube from LA to San Francisco in 30 minutes which Musk believes will become an alternative to airplanes and trains.  I don’t know, sounds a little too much like traveling in an MRI machine for me.

 

BMWStudies Find BMW Drivers Really Are Jerks:  BMW drivers frequently come in for anecdotal criticism for habits on the road that are perceived as aggressive, but now a couple of studies from the US and the U.K. appear to provide statistical evidence that BMW drivers are basically jerks.  Hell, you’d think for all the money they charge for a BMW, they could at least include some turn signals in the cars.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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