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Murder Rate in New York City Falling to Record Lows

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Murder-Rate-in-NY... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Murder-Rate-in-NY... 775w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Murder Rate in New York City Falling to Record Lows:  New statistics are showing that murders in New York City are at a record low – and are now roughly the same as Wyoming, Montana and South Dakota.  When questioned about the decline, researchers say with the deep social cuts and transfer of wealth under the newly passed GOP Tax Plan, many disillusioned murders are feeling “what’s the point?  The economy’s gonna take care of everything anyway.”

 

Be Careful What You Ask For:  You can file this one under the old cliché “be careful what you ask for!”  I walked in my local Starbucks and ordered myself an “extra hot” cafe latte, looked over and saw the barista dumping about a half a bottle of Tabasco sauce in it.

 

Many Questioning the Value of Searching for UFO’s:  With the recent revelations that the US Department of Defense ran a program to investigate unidentified flying object (UFO) sightings, some are wondering if the costs of searching for signs of intelligent life in outer space are really worth it.  And while I don’t have the actual figures, its my guess the costs are purely “astronomical” – so to speak.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Calls Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas at Event Honoring Navajos

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Code-Breakers.jpg 750w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Calls Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas at Event Honoring Navajos:  Even while at a White House ceremony intended to honor the World War II Navajo code talkers, Trump found he couldn’t resist making a derogatory comment about his adversary Sen. Elizabeth Warren, referring to her once again as “Pocahontas.”  No surprise there – I mean this is a guy who politicized a speech he made to the damn Boy Scouts.  Kind of makes you wonder he’ll do next?  Throw paper towels at hurricane victims?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Facebook.png 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Facebook Rolls Out AI to Detect Suicidal Posts:  Facebook announced a brand new “proactive detection artificial intelligence technology,” designed to scan all posts looking for patterns of suicidal thoughts – and when necessary – send mental health resources to the user at risk.  Gee, one would assume with all the money Facebook has, they could afford to just hire some actual intelligence rather than the artificial kind.  Wonder if that new “artificial intelligence” will also be able to detect when foreign governments are buying fake, political hacker ads to post on Facebook?  The first clue might be when they’re paying for everything in Rubles.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Elerdy.jpg 728w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds We’re Living Longer Lives in Poorer Health:  A new study found that while life expectancy is increasing, adults are spending a large portion of their retirement years in poor health.  A Trump Administration spokesperson claims the easiest way to put a stop to this trend would be to make dramatic cuts to medical care funding for the elderly – combined with lowering taxes for the wealthy.  Problem solved!

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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