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Space Flight Found to Shrink Astronauts’ Brain Size

 

Space Flight Found to Shrink Astronauts’ Brain Size:  According to a University of Michigan study, analyzed scans of people who’d spent long periods of time in space found the volume of grey matter in their brains had actually decreased.  In fact, one astronaut who’d spent a prolonged period of time on the International Space Station, was found to have lost so much brain matter that when he returned to Earth, he tried to convince NASA that the Earth was flat, the Apollo moon landing was faked and the 2016 Cleveland Browns were the greatest football team of all-time.

 

News Corp Announces Big Changes for Wall Street Journal:  In an attempt to be more supportive of the new administration, Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp has decided to completely drop all business reporting in its Wall Street Journal in order to focus completely on the progress of President Trump’s beautiful new Mexican border wall – this dramatic move will include changing the paper’s historic name from the The Wall Street Journal to simply “The Wall Journal.”

 

Stores Pulling Nutella After Report Links It To Cancer:  Nutella, the popular hazelnut spread, is being removed from supermarket shelves around the world as a result of a report that suggested one of its main ingredients – palm oil – has been linked to cancer.  Makes sense to me!  I live in California where they have palm trees everywhere and there’s no question that some of the people living in California have cancer.

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Porn Sex Stars Found to be Quite Happy

Porn StarPorn Sex Stars Found to be Quite Happy:  A surprising new study found that female porn stars “experienced no more abuse than a matched sample, they enjoy sex more, have higher levels of self-esteem, positive feelings, social support, sexual satisfaction, and spirituality” than the public at large.  So, I guess the next time you find yourself feeling down in the dumps, rather than calling a friend, a therapist or the clergy, consider logging on to a porn site.

 

Milky WayOne-Third of the World Cannot See the Milky Way:  According to a new study, more than one-third of humanity cannot view the Milky Way — this includes 80% of Americans and 60% of Europeans because city lights are creating fogs of light pollution.  Of course people who live in LA’s San Fernando Valley would be quick to point out that while they can’t see the Milky Way, they do have a pretty good view of the Andromeda Galaxy, which can best be seen while driving north on Van Nuys Blvd in Sherman Oaks.

 

Moon TripsPrivate Company to Offer Trips to the Moon:  Space Adventures, the firm that already arranged for two millionaire space tourists to visit the International Space Station – is getting ready to sell trips to the moon for $100 million a ticket.  Yea, but by the time you throw in parking and baggage fees, the trip is no longer affordable.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Court Turns Down NH Couple Seeking to Undo Divorce

DivorceCourt Turns Down NH Couple Seeking to Undo Divorce: The New Hampshire Supreme Court upheld a lower court ruling refusing to undo (vacate) a couple’s 2014 divorce after 24 years of marriage. You mean to tell me marriage isn’t just like “friending” or “un-friending” someone on Facebook? Of course the solution is really quite simple – just fly to Vegas, find yourself an Elvis impersonator and get remarried.

 

International Space StationAstronaut Dials Wrong Number From International Space Station: NASA reports that one of the astronauts aboard the International Space Station was trying to call a family member on Christmas Eve, but accidentally dialed the wrong number. A wrong number from outer space? I had no idea Steve Harvey was up there. All I know is, I wouldn’t want to pay those roaming charges.

 

Home DepotHome Depot to Hire 8,000 New Employees: Home Depot has just announced plans to hire 8,000 new employees. They almost have to, because, as any Home Depot shopper knows, its nearly impossible to figure out where any of their current employees are hiding.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Space Station to Get an Italian Expresso Maker

Space StationSpace Station to Get an Italian Expresso Maker:  The LA Times reports that a SpaceX cargo ship delivered the first Italian expresso maker to the International Space Station.  NASA says about the only thing they need to figure out now is how to get those Starbuck’s cards to work in outerspace.

 

CoyoteAuthorities Warn About Coyote Attacks in New Jersey:  Police in New Jersey are warning parents to keep their children and small pets inside after a series of coyote attacks and sightings and the discovery of two dens near a local school.  Wildlife officials say some years ago citizens began importing coyotes into New Jersey to gnaw-off their arms in the event that they ever found themselves waking up with extremely ugly person in their bed – a constant hazard in when you’re in New Jersey, – but many of the coyotes escaped and things simply got out of control.  One coyote was reportedly caught in possession of a stick of dynamite and an anvil and the UPS guy said he should have become suspicious after an unprecedented amount of ACME deliveries.

 

PipelineWilliam Shatner Proposes Pipeline to Solve California Drought:  According to Yahoo News, actor William Shatner is proposing crowdfunding to raise $30 billion to build a pipeline to transport water from the rainy Seattle area to drought-stricken California.  Or, they could just capture and desalinate all the tears shed by those who didn’t win the Academy Award each year.  We’d instantly have more water than we could ever need.

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