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Trump Threatens Venezuela With Possible Military Option

Trump Threatens Venezuela With Possible Military Option:  Speaking to reporters from his New Jersey golf course, President Trump further escalated his warnings against foreign powers, this time threatening the possibility of military intervention in Venezuela.  After all this, many are starting to wonder which country Trump will threaten next.  One thing’s for sure, with Trump in the White House, we’ll never have to worry about repeating Napoleon and Hitler’s big mistake of invading Russia.

 

South Carolina Issues Lizard People Warning During Eclipse:  The South Carolina Emergency Management Division is officially cautioning citizens of that state “to remain ever vigilant,” because the upcoming solar eclipse is likely to coincide with an increase in paranormal activity in the form of “lizard people” sightings.  And this is coming from a state which hasn’t legalized marijuana, so they can’t blame it on the weed.  Personally, I think there’s just one hell of a lot of people in South Carolina and Northern Florida who happen to be damn good at catching flies with their tongues, which may account for the confusing sightings.

 

Coffee Boosts Brain’s Ability to Store Long-Term Memory: Scientists have found that a shot of caffeine greatly enhances the brain’s ability to store long-term memories. Too bad, because I was hoping that one-day I could forget just how much money I spend at Starbucks.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Scientists Find Baby Dinosaur Encased In Amber

Scientists Find Baby Dinosaur Encased In Amber:  A paleontologist at the China University of Geosciences in Beijing have discovered the delicate, feathered tail of a tiny dinosaur which was buried in amber 99 million years ago.  I have a novel idea – why not clone it, put it on a remote tropical island where it and its clone brothers and sisters can run free and then make an amusement park out of the whole island?

 

Chris Christie Turned Down Multiple Cabinet Positions:  According to a new report, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was offered multiple Cabinet positions in President-elect Trump’s administration, but rejected each one.  Guess he was just waiting for something he could really sink his teeth into.

 

Trump Blasts CIA Claim of Russian Election Intervention as Ridiculous:  President-elect Donald Trump is blasting a recent CIA report that concluded Russia intervened in the U.S. presidential election to help him win the presidency.  Trump added that all his trusted advisors inside the Russian Foreign Intelligence Service assure him that the CIA has no idea what the hell they’re talking about.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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