Isiah Thomas has signed a five-year contract to become the new coach at little known Florida International University. On the positive side, the games will be so boring that he'll no longer need sleeping pills.
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Isiah Thomas Coaches FIU

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...Isiah Thomas has been hired as basketball coach at Florida International University....Isiah is anxious to get to work and cant wait to run the program into the ground.

FIU To Hire Isiah
Florida International University is close to striking a deal with Isiah Thomas. We're guessing Thomas has put together a fantastic intramural team.
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I.T. aint
Isiah Thomas has reassured Knicks management that he is not interested in their General Manager's job and that he is perfectly content to stay at Florida Int. University and ruin that team.

Tiger Woods Advisor Blames MJ
Tiger Woods' longtime adviser, John Merchant, blamed Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley for corrupting Woods. Merchant went onto blame Isiah Thomas for global warming and Dominique Wilkins for destroying Atlantis.