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Conservatives Fear Obama LGBT Plot to Take Over Red States

Dyke DynastyConservatives Fear Obama LGBT Plot to Take Over Red States:  Many conservative talk show hosts are expressing grave concerns about what they believe is a plot by the Obama administration to infiltrate rural American communities with “lesbian and transgender hillbillies” who will attempt to turn formerly Republican strongholds into Democratic majorities.  Wow, if I understanding this correctly, I guess we’re talking about creating kind of a “Dyke Dynasty.”

 

 

John Fisher JrAlabama Tea Party Talk Show Host Busted for Meth Trafficking:  Tuscaloosa conservative talk show host and former Tea Party candidate for the Alabama state legislature John Fisher Jr., has been arrested and charged with manufacturing and trafficking crystal meth.  Well, guess that’s another fine meth he’s gotten himself into!

 

Donald Trumphttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Donald-Trump-4-30... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Donald-Trump-4.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Trump Vows to Get 95% of the African American Vote:  During a recent rally in Dimondale, Michigan, Republican Donald Trump again made a direct appeal to black voters, asking them “What do you have nothing to lose by voting for something new like Donald Trump?  Well, let’s start with healthcare, voting rights and personal dignity.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Massachusetts Plans Rattlesnake Colony on Uninhabited Island

RattlesnakeMassachusetts Plans Rattlesnake Colony on Uninhabited Island: A plan by the state to establish a colony of venomous timber rattlesnakes on an off-limits island in Massachusetts’ largest body of water is causing concerns among some local residents that the serpents, who can also swim, will pose a danger to hikers, fishermen and hunters.

 

Gee, sounds like residents are really getting rattled about this. The funny thing is, I had no idea we were running out of venomous snakes? Who could have known that the good citizens of the area were thinking “what we need around here are more venomous snakes?”

 

Hell, if they’re really concerned about balancing the echo system, why not establish a colony of snake-handling Pentecostals on the island? The Pentecostals catch the rattlesnakes, the snakes bite them and the Pentecostals all go bye-bye. Seems like a win-win for just about everyone – with the possible exception of the Pentecostals.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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