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Melania Blasts Ivana Trump’s Claim to Be First Lady

Melania Blasts Ivana Trump’s Claim to Be First Lady:  Melania Trump’s spokeswoman slammed President Trump’s ex-wife Ivana as “attention seeking,” after she jokingly referred to herself as the “first lady” on Good Morning America while promoting her new book.

 

Gee, fighting over who’s really the First Lady?  Now I’m not all that good at math, but by my count, Melania is at best – only the “third” lady.  But all kidding aside, I suppose the only real way to settle this once and for all -Trump style – is to arrange for Melania, Ivana and Ivanka to have a mud wrestling contest – with Donald acting as referee.

 

I mean, as if turning the White House into an “adult day care center” wasn’t crazy enough, now we apparently have a soap opera going on there too.  Be sure to tune in next week for the next installment of “Real Housewives of Washington DC – White House Edition.”  I could be wrong, but I suspect Martha Washington never quite saw this coming.

 

And now that we have the ex and the current trophy wife squabbling back and forth in the media, it appears our country’s transition to banana republic is now nearly complete!  Who could’ve imagined that in less than a year, the Trumps would have managed to turn our historic White House into kind of a nouveau riche trailer park?

 

Of course, to be completely honest, it appears America doesn’t really care all that much who he’s married to – I mean, he certainly doesn’t.  And who could have guessed that Marla Maples would turn out to apparently be the most dignified of all the wives?  But now the question remains, if Trump continues his ban on immigrants – how’s he ever gonna fill that position when it finally comes time to find the next trophy wife?  Stay tuned!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Fierce Collision of Neutron Stars Detected for the First Time

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Neutron-Stars-Col... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Neutron-Stars-Col... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Neutron-Stars-Col... 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Fierce Collision of Neutron Stars Detected for the First Time:  Astronomers announced that they have both seen and heard a pair of neutron stars colliding, giving them their first glimpse of the violent process by which most of the gold and silver in the universe is created.  All I can say is, its probably a good thing those two stars can come up with all that gold and silver because, as it turns out – when they collided, neither of them had any insurance.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Hang-All-Gays-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Hang-All-Gays.jpg 961w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Makes Joke About Pence Wanting To Hang All Gays:  The New Yorker reports that during a White House meeting, when the subject shifted to gay rights, President Trump pointed to Vice President Pence and joked, “don’t ask that guy – he wants to hang them all!”  On a positive note…oh wait, my mistake.  There is no positive note.

 

Reporters Say White House Refuses to Define What Ivanka Does:  Many journalists are expressing confusion over what role Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka Trump actually performs, explaining White House officials have declined numerous opportunities to explain the first daughter’s job description.  My best guess is she sits on daddy’s lap and strokes his…ego.   Either that or she’s a White House science adviser – specializing in entropy.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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