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People Freaking Out Over Ivanka Filling in for Trump at G20

People Freaking Out Over Ivanka Filling in for Trump at G20:  Many are accusing Donald Trump of behaving like a banana republic dictator when he left his under-qualified, unelected socialite daughter to fill in for him during a G20 meeting.  While its true Ivanka is in fact unelected, I think it’s blatantly unfair to imply that she, or anyone else for that matter, is less qualified than her father.  On the other hand, I think it’s a pretty safe bet to assume that up until about a week ago, Ivanka thought the G20 was a luxury car made by Infinity Motors.

 

Pay for TGI Friday’s Dinner With Smartphone App:  TGI Friday’s announced that customers can now conveniently pay their checks by using a downloadable app on their iPhone or Android smartphones.  Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer to pay for bad food by writing a bad check.

 

Financial Institutions Rejecting Porn Industry:  CNBC is reporting that many porn stars and porn execs are having difficulty getting loans and even opening up simple bank accounts.  With no other options available, many are using sperm banks instead.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Trump Boasts He’s More Popular Than Obama

Trump Boasts He’s More Popular Than Obama:  President Donald Trump was up and tweeting extra early Sunday morning, boasting that his approval ratings are higher than former President Barack Obama despite his being subjected to a “Witch Hunt.”  I’m sure Trump is right about being more popular than Obama – the only problem is, its in Russia.

 

Leftists Post Fake Plans to Attack Statue Drawing Out Alt-Right:  A leftist group posted fake plans to stage an attack on a Texas statue, bringing out scores of heavily armed alt-right conservatives to show who ended up standing in the hot sun for hours, not realizing the statue attack was totally fake.  An embarrassed alt-right spokesperson said “what’s the big deal?  We’ve been waging war on imaginary enemies for ages now?”  While no one was injured, the statue’s pigeons reported that they found the whole fiasco extremely disruptive.

 

Trump Celebrates Father’s Day:  With Father’s Day just over, many people were asking, wonder what kind of father was Donald Trump?  I don’t know about with his boys, but I think its pretty safe to say that with Ivanka, he was strictly a “hands-on” dad.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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