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Florida Golfer Uses Putter to Escape Alligator’s Grasp

Florida Golfer Uses Putter to Escape Alligator’s Grasp:  A Florida golfer was able to use his putter to escape from an alligator who had grabbed him by the ankle and pulled him waist-deep into the water.  Wow, talk about a tough course with a vicious water hazard!  That 17th hole is a real killer.  Despite the happy ending, the rules committee penalized the guy two strokes for both whacks he unleashed on the gator.

 

Irish County Approves Drunk Driving Permits:  The Kerry County Council in southwest Ireland has passed a controversial measure allowing special permits for driving in sparsely populated areas while intoxicated.  Good grief, some communities will do almost anything to attract Hollywood celebrities.  I guess only the Irish could come up with the concept of a “designated drunk driver.”

 

Trump Translation Device Not On for Japan PM’s Speech:  White House deputy press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders admitted President Trump was not wearing a translation earpiece as he laughed, nodded and appeared to be listening intently during remarks from Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe.  No big deal!  Hell, its doubtful Trump would have understood anything anyway, even if Abe was speaking in English.  Not to mention, that after about a paragraph or two, Trump’s attention span could probably be found wandering off somewhere just north of the Yucatán Peninsula.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Solar Storms Remove Electrons From Earth’s Atmosphere

Solar Storms Remove Electrons From Earth’s Atmosphere:  New research found that, contrary to scientific expectations, solar storms actually remove electrons from the Earth’s atmosphere.  Even so, I still try and stay positive about solar storms.

 

Study Finds Smartphones Impacted by Bitter Cold:  Experts say that when the temperature drops below freezing, smartphones often start malfunctioning, such as they might not sense your touch, the battery can die faster and if it’s cold enough, the phone just shuts off.  Smartphones malfunction when exposed to bitter cold?  Guess that pretty much explains why my ex has had so many problems with her iPhone!

 

Japan Claims North Korea Fired Four Ballistic Missiles:  Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe says North Korea has fired four ballistic missiles, three of which landed in Japan’s Exclusive Economic Zone.  Military analysts say those weren’t missiles in the traditional sense, but simply four more of Kim Jong Un’s relatives who had the misfortune of falling out of favor.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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