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Japanese Monkeys Having Sexual Interactions With Deer:  According to researchers who study macaque behavior, adolescent female monkeys in Japan have repeatedly engaged in sexual behaviors with sika deer – and for reasons that scientists say are not quite clear.  I think its pretty obvious why female monkeys are having sex with these deer – the deer have lots of doe.  That’s right, we’re talking big bucks.

 

Women Are Happiest at 85 After Their Husbands Have Died:  A survey of 8,000 British adults found that women are typically less happy than men until age 85 – an age when most of their husbands have already died.  On the other hand, most men are not happy at 85 – simply because they are already dead.

 

Trump Admin Implements Orwellian Seven Word Ban at CDC:  The Employees are complaining of Orwellian directives from the Trump Administration after it was reveled that officials at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have been barred from using seven words or phrases, including “science-based, evidence-based, fetus, transgender and vulnerable” in agency documents.  I get where they’re coming from.  Many of those words are quite confusing to people who believe our big, beautiful flat earth is 6000 years old.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve No Hot Tea Disaster

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Mariah-Carey-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Mariah-Carey-920x... 920w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Mariah-Carey.jpg 1063w" sizes="(max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px" />Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve No Hot Tea Disaster:  Mariah Carey’s set on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve was once again the subject of intense ridicule on social media after she declared it a complete “disaster” that she didn’t get the hot tea she had been promised.  I don’t care if she demands a little tea, because frankly – I can’t think of anything more appropriate than Mariah Carey music as a way to welcome in…1993!

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 615w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />North Korean Leader Claims Nuclear Button on His Desk:  North Korean leader Kim Jong Un boasted during an annual New Year’s Day speech that he has a nuclear button right on his desk and that the entire United States is within range – but also he vowed not to attack unless threatened.  Well, the way I see it – we have two possible responses to the North Korean threat.  One – would be for President Trump to set off the biggest, most powerful and most beautiful nuclear explosion ever – one which no other president has even come close to exploding or two (a more practical solution) – we ask our close ally in the region Japan if they would consider unleashing Godzilla on the North Koreans.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/James-Fallon.jpg 634w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Neuroscientist Discovers He Has Brain of a Psychopath:  After getting a brain scan, a prominent UC Irvine neuroscientist revealed that he not only has the brain of a psychopath, but he is also related to seven alleged murderers – including Lizzie Borden.  All I can say is – if I were him, I’d be pretty damn careful about who you ask to carve the turkey when the family gathers at Thanksgiving.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Baby Born From Embryo Frozen 24 Years Ago

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Baby-from-Embyro.jpg 750w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Baby Born From Embryo Frozen 24 Years Ago:  A 26-year-old American woman has given birth to a baby that grew from an embryo frozen 24 years earlier, in what could be a record length between the donating of an embryo and the delivery of a child.  All I can say is, this poor kid has to have one hell of a confusing birth certificate.  I mean, if Trump thought Obama’s birth certificate was a problem, this outta make his head spin right off.  And considering its Tennessee, I’m rather surprised she hasn’t been summoned for jury duty by now.  That said, the parents insist the child is doing quite well and is already asking permission to watch old episodes of “Friends.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Beetle-Penis-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Beetle-Penis-1024... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Beetle-Penis.jpg 1300w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Beetle Penises Hold Clues For Better Medical Devices:  Researchers at Kiel University in Germany say the stiffness of beetle penises may help solve an engineering problem people who design medical catheters have had for a long time – how do you keep a very thin tube flexible enough to snake into hard-to-reach area, but still remain rigid enough to withstand insertion?  In related news, lawyers for research beetles with hard, but flexible penises – have just announced a $4 million sexual harassment suit against Kiel University in Germany.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Lanternsharks-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Lanternsharks-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Lanternsharks.jpg 1210w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />New Species of Glow in the Dark Sharks Discovered in Hawaii:  Earlier this year, a new species of deepwater shark who’s underbelly glows in the dark, was discovered in waters surrounding the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands.  The light works as camouflage and helps them to hunt, communicate and find sexual partners.  Gee, must be one of those Fukushima sharks.  They have a certain glow about them.  As if the world situation isn’t bad enough, and now they’re telling me that light at the end of the tunnel may turn out to be a shark?

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