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Obama Apologizes to California Attorney General

Kamala HarrisObama Apologizes to California Attorney General:  White House spokesman Jay Carney says that President Obama has called and apologized to California Attorney General Kamala Harris for calling her “the best looking attorney general in the country.”  That kind of talk is a slap in the face to everyone who feels that title should always belong to Janet Reno.


Majority Support Pot Legalization:  A new study found that for the first time ever, the majority (52%) of Americans now support the legalization of marijuana.  Perhaps, but those figures sound a bit “high” to me.


Laser HeadlightsLaser Headlights:  BMW is experimenting with laser headlights that are 1,000 times brighter than conventional headlights.  BMW says the technology has two distinct advantages 1) you’ll be able to see the road much better and 2) you can completely vaporize anyone who cuts you off.


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