The National Guard is in talks to sponsor Dale Earnhardt Jr's NASCAR team as a great way to recruit more poor people. The Army decided against sponsoring Jeff Gordon for unknown reasons. We didn't ask, they didn't tell.
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National Guard Goes NASCAR

Jeff Gordon Adds Team Member
Congratulations to Jeff Gordon and his wife on their new daughter Ella. Ella will be sponsored by Dupont.