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LA Thieves Make Off With 2nd Ambulance in a Week

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Ambulance.jpg 500w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />LA Thieves Make Off With 2nd Ambulance in a Week:  The Los Angeles Fire Department reports that for the second time in a week, thieves have made off with an ambulance in the LA area.  Yea, well – knowing LA, its probably all part of a publicity stunt for a new video game – “Grand Theft Ambulance.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Hand-Dryers-768x5... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Hand-Dryers.jpg 850w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Restroom Hand Dryers Suck Up Fecal Matter and Spray Them Out:  A new study found that hand dryers in public restrooms suck up fecal bacteria from the air and spew it out at a rapid speed everywhere.  Researchers say that while the dryers do indeed spread bacteria, drying your hands with them is still a lot more sanitary than say – licking a toilet seat.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Franky-Boy-Cali.jpg 700w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Gambino Crime Family to Name New Leader:  Law-enforcement officials say that the Gambino crime family has finally decided on Francesco “Franky Boy” Cali as the new leader of the 750-member organization.  When asked for a response, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said a big shake-up like this has been long overdue given that James Gandolfini has been dead for a while now. 

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