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Inventor Hopes to Father Children With His Sex Robot

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Robot-Children-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Robot-Children.jpg 846w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Inventor Hopes to Father Children With His Sex Robot:  Spanish scientist and sex robot inventor Dr. Sergio Santos claims it’s only a matter of time before marriages between humans and robots become the norm and that the next logical step would be to have children with these robots.  While I like to think of myself as a fairly open-minded person, this does create one helluva lot of unanswered ethical questions like – do you raise the kids to be iOS or Android?  Or, should the sex robot’s lithium-ion batteries happen to catch fire during pregnancy, do you try and save the child or your house?  And finally, is it OK to pay female sex robots only 70% of what male sex robots make?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Lions-Eat-Poacher... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Lions-Eat-Poacher... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Lions-Eat-Poacher... 1102w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Lions in South Africa Kill And Eat Suspected Poacher:  According to a report out of South Africa, a suspected poacher was found dead last week after being killed and partially eaten by lions.  Wow, Bon Appetite, guys!  Talk about “justice being served!”  Guess we don’t need to ask who got the lion’s share of him – they ALL did.  Ironically, authorities say the lions only ate about half of the poacher – which seems kind of wasteful to me.  I mean, that’s almost enough meat to feed a guy like Jeffrey Dahmer for an entire week.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Donald-Trump-1-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Donald-Trump-1.jpg 802w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Donald Trump Declares He’s Totally Opposed to Domestic Violence:  After praising his former staff secretary Rob Porter who was forced to resign after his two ex-wives accused him of domestic violence, Donald Trump finally addressed the issue, telling reporters that he is “totally opposed to domestic violence.”  Well hopefully, that little confession won’t totally disillusion his hard-core followers.  I mean – come on!  If being a pompous, narcissistic, racist, sexist, homophobic, traitorous, sleazy grifter of a crook isn’t enough for them – just what is?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Pastor Will Arm Wrestle Women Over Who Rules at Home

Arm WrestlingPastor Will Arm Wrestle Women Over Who Rules at Home:  Fundamentalist Pastor Pastor Steven Anderson, of the Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe, Arizona recently declared that “God insists men rule over women in the home,” adding that he’d “gladly arm wrestle any woman who believes otherwise.”  At first I had to look closely at Pastor Anderson’s pic, just to make sure it wasn’t Andy Kaufman.  That said, in all fairness, what he says does make a lot of sense in that arm wrestling has always been considered the most logical way to settle all disputes regarding leadership.

 

SunscreenStudy Claims No Evidence Sunscreen Prevents Cancer:  A new research review concluded that there isn’t much evidence to conclusively prove that daily sunscreen use can prevent most skin cancers.  Good thing cause I can’t seem to find where I put my sunscreen anyway.  Wonder if its where I stashed my dental floss?

 

Mark Zuckerberghttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Mark-Zuckerberg.jpg 300w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Zuckerberg Claims He Only Eats What He Kills:  Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg created a bit of controversy recently when he declared he will only eat the meat from something which he himself has killed.  OK, but didn’t Jeffrey Dahmer have the same idea?

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