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Gunman Kidnaps Family and Forces Them to Shop at Target

Gunman Kidnaps Family and Forces Them to Shop at Target:  A North Carolina man has been arrested for kidnapping a family and then forcing them to go shopping with him at Target.  Good grief, I realize these big box stores are getting desperate for customers, but kidnapping a family by gunpoint and forcing them to shop at Target has to be about the worst marketing strategy ever.

 

Tick-Borne Diseases on the Rise in the US:  According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), ticks and dangerous tick-borne illnesses are on the rise all over the US.  The CDC warns the situation has become so widespread that in some areas, even the tick-tock of grandfather clocks has become affected.

 

New Evidence of Cat Domestication Found in China:  Archaeologists in China have unearthed the first clear evidence of cats living among humans as semi-domesticated mousers about 5300 years ago.  Scientists say they hope to one day use this data to reconstruct what life must have been like for cats before they came to prominence on YouTube and Facebook.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Santorum Blames Obama for Recent Rise in Anti-Semitic Crimes

Santorum Blames Obama for Recent Rise in Anti-Semitic Crimes:  Conservative CNN contributor Rick Santorum is suggesting that former President Barack Obama is to blame for rising number of anti-Semitic crimes taking place under President Donald Trump.  Because nothing makes more sense than white surpremisist, racist, anti-semites looking to a former African American president like Barack Obama for leadership and guidance.

 

Milo Yiannopoulos Resigns from Breitbart over Pedophilia Remarks:  Rightwing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos has resigned from Breitbart News over comments he made in support of sex between “young boys” and older men.  Gee, considering that its Breitbart – instead of resigning, you’d think they’d make him a senior editor or something.  Oh wait, he already was.

 

Seven Earthlike Planets Discovered Orbiting Nearby Star:  Researchers announced they’ve found a solar system just 39 light-years away from Earth that contains seven warm, rocky planets in orbit around a red dwarf star.  Thirty-nine light years away?  Fantastic news!  Sounds like we’ve found yet another outpost to spread our “western democracy.”  On the other hand, theoretically they’ll soon be receiving the first season of “Jersey Shore.”  Expect Earth to be declared an enemy planet full of “bad hombres.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Facebook to Add 3,000 Moderators in Wake of Murders

Facebook to Add 3,000 Moderators in Wake of Murders:  Following outrage over recent broadcasts of murders, shootings, rapes and assaults – streamed live on Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg announced that the social network will add 3000 additional people to monitor the situation more closely.  Excuse my skepticism, but this just sounds like the murders and assaults are now have 3000 more viewers.

 

Epilepsy Drug Helps Addicts Kick Cocaine Habit:  A new study reports that an epilepsy drug is helping addicts kick the cocaine habit.  Wow, this sounds like a new take on “kicking the habit.”

 

Bieber Ringtone Saves Russian Fisherman From Bear Attack:  A 42-year-old Russian fisherman says he was attacked from behind by a brown bear and that the only thing that saved him was his ringtone of Justin Bieber’s hit song “Baby” suddenly went off, startling the bear and causing it to run away.  There you have it, conclusive proof the Bieber’s music is simply “unbearable.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Woman’s Headache Caused By Live Cockroach in Her Skull

Woman’s Headache Caused By Live Cockroach in Her Skull:  A 42-year-old woman in Chennai, India woke up one night with labored breathing, itching and a severe headache and checked into the Ear, Nose, Throat Department at Stanley Medical College only to discover that a 1-inch long cockroach had penetrated her skull.  Realizing the seriousness of the situation, doctors put their medical training right to work and pasted a “Roach Motel” to her forehead.

 

Ford Bets $1 Billion on Self-Driving Car:  Ford is betting $1 billion on the world’s self-driving car future through a majority investment in a small start-up company called Argo AI as it tries to win the high-stakes talent war in the emerging self-driving car industry.  Makes sense!  Hell, when no one wants to buy your cars, you may as well focus on self-driving cars.

 

Ikea Under Fire for Treatment of Workers:  Workers at Ikea’s US plant are criticizing the company for racial bias, an anti-union stance, forced overtime and paying extremely low wages.  Gee, sounds like Ikea is even cheaper than the furniture they sell.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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