http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Masturbation.jpg 500w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Christian Writer Claims Jesus Doesn’t Want You To Masturbate: Writing for the Christian Post, Erin Davis cautions readers that while Scripture never mentions masturbation specifically, Jesus neither wants or approves of people masturbating. Is it just me, or does it seem like a lot of these so-called “Christian leaders” seem to spend an inordinate amount of their time thinking about the sex lives of strangers? That said, I’m sure some would have a “bone” to pick with Ms Davis on this issue. Personally, I’ve always felt that if Jesus really doesn’t want me to masturbate, perhaps he shouldn’t watch.
http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Alien-Contact.jpg 612w" sizes="(max-width: 256px) 100vw, 256px" />Zoo Theory Explains Why Aliens Haven’t Made Contact Yet: One popular theory to explain why intelligent life forms have not made open contact with humans is the “Zoo Theory,” which suggests that the aliens may purposely be avoiding contact with humans so they don’t influence our native activity, similar to zookeepers at a nature preserve. Or, they haven’t contacted humans because they’re intelligent life forms. A lot of people say there’s been no contact because of the vast distance of space, but I still maintain the Kardashians are the primary reason why aliens are keeping their distance.
http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Penis-Amputation.jpg 474w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Man’s Viagra Overdose Leads to Penis Amputation: A 66-year-old farmer from Colombia needed to have his penis amputated after taking too much Viagra to impress a new girlfriend his day’s long erection caused his penis to become inflamed, fractured, and gangrene. Oh well, all I can say is – “easy cum, easy go!”
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