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Czech President Milos Zeman Supporting Trump

czeck-presidentCzech President Milos Zeman Supporting Trump:  Outspoken Czechoslovakian President Milos Zeman and Hungary’s anti-migrant right-wing Prime Minister Viktor Orban have just added their names to the list of former Soviet satellite state leaders who are now supporting Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump.  Sources say panicked Hillary Clinton campaign officials privately fear that if Bulgaria falls to Trump, all may be lost.

 

epipenMylan CEO Defends EpiPen Cost to Angry Lawmakers:  Outraged lawmakers grilled the head of pharmaceutical company Mylan about the over 500% price increase of its life-saving EpiPens since 2007 on a product they didn’t even invent, but acquired the rights.  Now I’m no business expert, but if Mylan’s claim is true that they need to charge $608 to make a profit on something that costs them under $30 to manufacture, I would think it might be a good idea to think about finding someone who can provide a little cheaper packaging for them.

 

joe-arpaioSheriff Arpaio Vows to Keep Investigating Obama’s Birth Certificate:  Calling it a forged document, controversial Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio promised a group of Surprise Tea Party Patriots that he will not be deterred and vowed to continue investigating President Obama’s birth certificate.  On the other hand, I suppose a skeptic might wonder – even if it is a forgery, Obama will be gone in just a few months.  Isn’t this a little like locking the barn door eight years after the horses escaped?  Nevertheless, even with his heavy workload of harassing immigrants, this selfless man has pledged to continue taking frequent “investigative” trips to Hawaii in order to get to the bottom of this.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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