by Jeff Dwoskin

Jon Hammer of Thor
#FantasyCelebs @midnight

Mar 26th, 2015 via twitter

by Tommy Campbell

I love Jon Hamm because Don Draper sets the bar for my aspirations of booze and sex.

Jan 11th, 2016 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

Jon Hamm is just a little too cocky.

Mar 20th, 2013 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

BREAKING: Lenny Kravitz challenges Jon Hamm to a cockfight.

Aug 4th, 2015 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

What people really want to see is Jon Hamm's Million Dollar Third Arm.

May 17th, 2014 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

If Jon Hamm really wants us to stop talking about his penis, maybe he should work harder on accentuating his balls.

Apr 24th, 2014 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

Jon Hamm grew a beard. EVERYBODY FREAK THE FUCK OUT!

Sep 22nd, 2013 via twitter

by robyn_vo

I was going to google "Who in the hell is Jon Hamm?" but what's the point? I have nothing to gain from doing that.

Mar 21st, 2013 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

Jon Hamm is upset we keep talking about his humongous penis. He'd rather we focus on his dashing good looks or prodigious acting ability.

Mar 27th, 2013 via twitter

by Lowell Benjamin

I wonder if vegetarians are willing to watch tv shows starring Jon Hamm.

Mar 14th, 2022 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

Kinda bummed Jon Hamm’s enormous hog didn’t burst out of his too-tight suit pants to narrate the season premiere of Mad Men.

Apr 14th, 2014 via twitter

by Warren Holstein

BREAKING: Jon Hamm changing name to Dirk Diggler.

Mar 21st, 2013 via twitter