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Accused murderer Joran van der Sloot says that if Peruvian officials send him to a prison in the Netherlands he will disclose the location of Natalie Holloway's remains.  Van der Sloot also said that if it is a prison near his mother's home he will also tell officials where Waldo is.    

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Convicted Killer Joran van der Sloot Gets Married in Prison

Joran van der SlootConvicted Killer Joran van der Sloot Gets Married in Prison:  Joran van der Sloot, who was convicted of killing a Peruvian woman and is considered by many people to also be responsible for the death of 18-year-old Natalee Holloway back in 2005, has gotten married to a woman he met and impregnated while serving life in prison in Peru.  If I were her, I’d be a wee bit leery about that “till death do us part” portion of the ceremony.

 

Social Security ChecksOhio Man Took Dead Mom’s Social Security Benefits for 33 Years:  An Ohio man has pleaded guilty to federal charges that he collected more than $230,000 in Social Security benefits intended for his mother for 33 years after she died.  In his defense, I’ve met people from Ohio and its not all that easy to tell the difference if someone from Ohio is actually living or dead.

 

Chimps Follow FashionChimps Found to Follow Fashion Trends Also:  Researchers at a Zambian sanctuary recently discovered that humans aren’t the only ones who scurry to latch onto new fashion trends after a female chimp stuck a piece of grass in her ear, other primates soon began to follow suit.  How do they know if its really a fashion trend or a classic case of monkey see – monkey do?  Guess its only a matter of time before they discover twerking.

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