by Tommy Campbell

Going from Barack Obama to Donald Trump is like going from a prime rib meal with a good red and great friends to eating rancid Spam in a dumpster full of rats.

Apr 19th, 2018 via twitter

by Erik Bransteen

Wikileaks just released everything from Hillary's spam folder.
Pretty incriminating.
Apparently Hillary doesn't wanna save 50% at Michaels.

Oct 12th, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

by John Tait

Is a 'dick pic' the same thing as Junk Mail?

Dec 9th, 2013Staff Pick

by Ham on Wry

The Dopamine in my brain once carried messages, now all I'm getting is spam.

Nov 18th, 2016 via twitter

by Tim has issues

I'm glad I'm not the kind of person my spam email assumes I am

Jul 4th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Phil Mazo

Spam on the Lam

A crackdown of a Russian spam kingpin caused a 20% drop in email spam, leading millions of men to falsely believe their penis was adequate.

Oct 28th, 2010Staff Pick

by KentGraham

Is there a way to make meeting notices at work go straight into spam?

Feb 26th, 2019 via twitter

by Tim has issues

[Spam FB message]
S:Hey sexy whats your fantasy
Me:Win lottery, be in bed at 10pm, & get more dogs
[10 min later]
S:Fair enough *blocks me*

Jul 5th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Phil Johnson

I get the feeling that people who read Infowars also read their email spam folder as if they were real emails.

Dec 28th, 2016 via twitterStaff Pick

by Tim has issues

SPAM callers before 8am really brought out the Halloween spirit in me this morning

Oct 17th, 2017 via twitterStaff Pick

by Bob Phillips

[at Home Depot]
Me: Can you show me the sexy shingles in my area?
Manager: I think you misread that spam.
Me: I had no idea roofing could be erotic.

Mar 10th, 2018 via twitter

by Michael Blackman

British man convicted of having sex with a mailbox. Authorities are calling it "the worst case of junk mail in UK history". @absrdNEWS

Jan 17th, 2015 via twitterStaff Pick