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Elon Musk Sold 10,000 Flamethrowers Through His Boring Co Website

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Flamethrower-150x... 150w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Flamethrower-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Flamethrower.png 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Elon Musk Sold 10,000 Flamethrowers Through His Boring Co Website:  In addition to his electric cars, trucks, his boring company and space ventures, Elon Musk has now launched an actual functional flamethrower for consumers, of which he claims to have already sold 10,000 of the $500 weapons.  Now I get just as annoyed as anyone else when those Jehovah’s Witnesses come banging on my door peddling their Watchtower magazine – but isn’t this idea just a wee bit extreme?  On the other hand, an item like this could just be the perfect solution the next time President Trump decides to tell a member of his rotating staff – “you’re fired!” 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Attractive-Men-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Attractive-Men-10... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Attractive-Men.jpg 1240w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Finds Women Find the Men Desired By Others More Attractive:  A new study published in Scientific Reports, found that women find men more attractive – once they find out he is desired by other women.  Hell, you don’t need to waste time and money on some fancy study to find that out, just talk to Stormy Daniels.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/State-if-the-Unio... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/State-if-the-Unio... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/State-if-the-Unio... 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Campaign Offers to Flash Names on Screen for $35 Donation:  According to a solicitation on Donald Trump’s campaign website, people who donate a minimum of $35 to his re-election campaign will have the opportunity of seeing their name flashed on the livestream during President Trump’s first State of the Union address.  Laugh if you want, but it might be a good idea to take him up on the deal – after all, Sarah Huckabee Sanders says the audience is expected to be the largest in human history.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Tomi Lahren Apologizes for Calling Joe Kennedy III a Little Limp D**k

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Limp-Dk-768x413.png 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Limp-Dk.png 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Tomi Lahren Apologizes for Calling Joe Kennedy III a Little Limp D**k:  Tomi Lahren has backtracked after she called Rep. Joe Kennedy III a “little limp d**k” in an Instagram video following Kennedy’s televised response to President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address.  While I’m certainly no Republican, I think her opinion about Kennedy needs to be taken seriously.  I mean, someone with a personality and disposition like hers – has be considered an authority on identifying limp d**ks.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/A-Scent-of-a-Man.jpg 546w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scent of a Man Makes Women Drink More Alcohol:  Researchers from the University of South Florida have discovered that the scent of a man can make a woman drink more alcohol than she normally does.  Follow-up research found this phenomena to be especially true when its Harvey Weinstein’s scent that the women are picking up.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Clean-Water-Act.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Admin Rolls Back Obama’s Clean Water Act Protections:  The Trump administration has blocked the Obama 2015 Clean Water Act protections from taking effect – as it prepares to roll out its own, less stringent rules later this year.  So, its sounds like soon, we’ll not only have unsanitary water and polluted air, but also a dirty old man sitting in the Oval Office – all part of the “Make America Filthy Again” plan.  One thing’s for sure, thanks to President Trump, you’ll no longer have to travel long distances and across oceans to find yourself one of those genuine “s**thole countries” – we’ll become our own “s**thole country.”

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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