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Fox News’ Eric Bolling Reportedly Sent Penis Pictures

Fox News’ Eric Bolling Reportedly Sent Penis Pictures:  The Huffington Post is reporting that Fox News host Eric Bolling sexted pictures of male genitalia to at least three female colleagues.  Gee, I’ve heard of butt failing, but not dick dialing.  Ironically, those who’ve seen the pics described it as looking somewhat like a man’s penis, only much smaller.  Now the question remains, could this possibly be the “Bolling Green Massacre” Kellyanne Conway was referring to some time ago?

 

A Close Mountain Encounter With a Timber Wolf:  I was out hiking in the Santa Monica mountains earlier today when I came upon what I thought was a very large coyote down by the creek.  As I got closer, I could see it wasn’t a coyote at all, but a wolf – perhaps a timber wolf.  Then, as I approached even closer, I could see that while it was indeed a wolf – it was not a timber wolf – I knew this because it wasn’t real timber.  Turned out, it was just a laminate wolf.  Come on, what the hell do you expect – this is LA.

 

Dunkin Donuts May Drop Donuts From Their Name:  Locked in a battle with coffeehouse giant Starbucks and people seeking healthier choices, iconic Dunkin Donuts is considering dropping “donuts” from their name and becoming simply “Dunkin.”  Really, then what the hell are we supposed to be dunkin?

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Time Asks Trump to Remove Fake Magazine Covers

Time Asks Trump to Remove Fake Magazine Covers:  Time magazine is requesting the Trump Organization take down fake Time magazine covers which appear to boast about Donald Trump and his accomplishments – that are framed and hanging on the walls of many of his golf course clubhouses and other properties in the US and around the world.

 

Gee, I’m not so sure about Trump being on the cover of Time, but I am of the belief Trump ought to be “doing time.”  Personally, if it were up to me – I’d much prefer that the magazine covers were real and the Trump presidency was fake.  But I should have realized that cover pic was fake when I found myself thinking “oh my, what big hands you have!”

 

Trump spokesperson Kellyanne Conway quickly came to the President’s defense, claiming that no one ever said this was the real Time magazine, calling it more of an “alternative Time.”   Perhaps Trump could order an investigation into who has been putting up all the “fake news” all over his properties?  I mean, its kind of interesting that after over a year and a half of endlessly whining about fake news, we seem to finally have ourselves some REAL fake news!

 

What I don’t get is you’d think he would be smart enough to figure out that someone will eventually realize the Time cover is bogus.  If you ask me, he should have gone with a publication more believable like “Mad magazine” or “Hustler.”

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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