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Kellyanne Conway Tells Students to Eat Ice Cream and Fries Rather Take Fentanyl

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Kellyanne-Conway-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Kellyanne-Conway-... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Kellyanne-Conway-... 1420w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Kellyanne Conway Tells Students to Eat Ice Cream and Fries Rather Take Fentanyl:  Kellyanne Conway, a counsel to the president who is in charge of overseeing the White House’s efforts to tackle the country’s opioid crisis, is calling for executing drug dealers and advising millennials considering taking the deadly drug fentanyl – to just eat ice cream and French Fries instead.  Sounds like Trump and his team have this drug crisis all figured out – we’ll simply just KILL and eat our way out this epidemic.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Largest-Baby.jpg 628w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Largest Baby Ever Born in California:  A Northern California baby who weighed in at a whopping 16 pounds, 1.7 ounces has been named the largest baby ever born in the state.  Experts point out that while this is in fact a very big baby, it could never come close to being as big of a baby as Justin Bieber.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Book-Shelf.jpg 612w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Man Returns Library Book 75 Years Late:  An Estonian man has finally returned a library book that he took out during WW II – 75 years late.  The book is 75-years overdue?  All I can say is this is either one long book or this guy’s simply the world’s slowest reader.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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Kellyanne Conway Took Private Jets at Taxpayer Expense

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Kellyanne-Conway.jpg 362w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Kellyanne Conway Took Private Jets at Taxpayer Expense:  Its being reported that Senior White House adviser Kellyanne Conway took private flights with former Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price last year at the cost of thousands of dollars to taxpayers.  Wow, what a terrible waste of taxpayer money!  What the hell – was her broom in the shop or something?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Donald-Trump-1-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Donald-Trump-1-10... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Donald-Trump-1.jpg 1143w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Announces Plans to Militarize Outer Space:  Donald Trump told an audience of Marines he’s considering launching an extraterrestrial branch of the military into space because outer space is a “warfighting domain.”  What soldier would be stupid enough to sign up for that duty when you know everybody’s gonna refer to you as a “Space Cadet?”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Birth-in-Red-Sea.jpg 392w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Woman Strolls Into Red Sea to Give Birth:  Accompanied by her husband and a doctor who specializes in water births, a Russian woman walked into the Red Sea and gave birth to a baby.  I can totally relate – I was born in a sea of red ink.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Study Suggests Obesity Dulls Sense of Taste

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Fat-Mouse-768x512... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Fat-Mouse.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Study Suggests Obesity Dulls Sense of Taste:  According to new research, obesity dulled the sense of taste in mice by as a much as 25%, information which scientists hope can be used to provide insights into treating human obesity.  Come on – what difference does it make if overweight mice lose 25% of their sense of taste?  I mean, it’s not like their into fine dining or anything.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Kellyanne-Conway-... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Kellyanne-Conway-... 1004w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Kellyanne Conway Considering White House Communications Director Role:  The Atlantic is reporting that Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway is close to accepting the position of White House communications director.  After issues with previous communications director Hope Hicks, all potential candidates must now submit to a lie detector test to get the job – but in the case of the Trump Administration, its more to determine how proficient they are at lying.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Mark-Zuckerberg.jpg 645w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Zuckerberg Admits Facebook Made Some Mistakes:  Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has broken his days-long silence over a data scandal that has engulfed his company, admitting that the social networking site has “made mistakes” and promises to rectify the situation.  Oh my gosh – apparently we’ve created this online service which can be exploited by billionaires and neo-fascist operatives to undermine democracy – oops!

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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