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Fleas in Arizona Test Positive for Bubonic Plague

Fleas in Arizona Test Positive for Bubonic Plague:  Fleas in two Arizona counties have tested positive for carrying bubonic plague, an infectious disease that took the lives of millions of people in the Middle Ages.  Health officials are urging Arizona residents to – if possible – avoid these fleas and ticks like the plague.

 

Kentucky Group to Protest Solar Eclipse:  An ad-hoc organization called “Kentuckians for Coal” says it plans to protest all the attention the upcoming solar eclipse is generating, because it helps promote solar at the expense of the coal industry.  Good point, after all – a mine is a terrible thing to waste.

 

Alabama Finally Passes Bestiality Law:  The Alabama State Senate has voted 20-1 to make bestiality (zoophilia) a misdemeanor criminal offense punishable by up to one year in jail.  The one senator who voted against the bill was at Petco and couldn’t be reached for comment.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Fox Fires its Head of Sports Programming

Fox Fires its Head of Sports Programming:  Fox has fired Sports Programming head Jamie Horowitz a week after the network began investigating allegations of sexual harassment in the workplace in its sports division.  Well, when you consider sexual harassment has always been sort of a sport in and of itself over at Fox, I guess having it occur in their sports division just makes sense.

 

White House Denies Office of Science and Technology Now Empty:  The White House is denying reports by former staffers that one division within the Office of Science and Technology Policy is now completely unstaffed and empty.  The White House claims its all just a misunderstanding and the only reason the office is currently vacant is that their top scientist Ken Ham had a few issues to attend to at his Ark Encounter Theme Park back in Kentucky before he begins his stint as chief science advisor to the President.

 

Starbucks Worker Who Mysteriously Vanished During Break Found Alive:  A North Carolina Starbucks worker who clocked out for a scheduled break and never returned has been found alive nearly a week later nearly 200 miles away in Virginia Beach.  I don’t wanna sound critical, but I ordered a latte earlier this evening at a Starbucks here in LA and I could swear by the time I finally got my drink, I believe my barista could have walked to Virginia Beach and back – perhaps even taking time out for a quick swim in the Atlantic.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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