Mark Cuban allegedly told Kenyon Martin's mom that her son is a punk. Martin's mother retaliated by reminding him that he's the owner of the Mavericks.

David Stern has asked Mark Cuban to apologize more directly to Kenyon Martin's mother. And anyone else who has ever wasted their time on his blog.

Kenyon Martin's teammates recently filled his car with several pounds of buttered popcorn. In related news, Kenyon Martin's teammates have been missing since Sunday.