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Trump Calls for Parade to Showcase Military Might

Trump Calls for Parade to Showcase Military Might:  President Donald Trump says he wants to see a parade showcasing US military might rolling down Pennsylvania Avenue next July 4th – complete with tanks, planes and missiles.

 

Wow – a good old Soviet-style military parade!  What a wonderful tribute to our Dear Leader, watching all those great big tanks rolling past in honor of his Presidency.  I’ll bet this will sure make Kim Jong un really jealous!  And we could have all the soldiers salute President Trump as they march past his observation stand.  And I bet the crowds will be the biggest ever!

 

On the other hand – not to rain on Mr Trump’s parade, but it’s beginning to look as if the only parade he’ll be attending in the immediate future will be when he’s “paraded” over to the Senate where impeachment proceedings are held.  Perhaps it’s just as well because – gee, Mr President – it’s just like you predicted, we really are getting tired of all this winning.  I’m not sure our country can take this level of winning much longer.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Mounts Extraordinary Defense of His Mental Stability

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Fire-and-Fury-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Fire-and-Fury.jpg 954w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Mounts Extraordinary Defense of His Mental Stability:  In response to journalist Michael Wolff’s scathing new book “Fire and Fury,” President Trump took to Twitter to defend his mental stability by boasting about being “a very stable genius,” pointing out that his “two greatest assets have always his been mental stability and being, like, really smart.”

 

Yea, not to mention his nuclear button is much bigger than the one Kim Jong-un has setting on his desk.  That said, if ever there was a statement which could define someone’s intelligence and mental stability, it would probably that tweet by our President.  I mean, when someone uses such eloquence as “I’m like, really smart” – who are we to dispute that?

 

Of course, there’s always gonna be those skeptics who say mean things such as “Donald’s comments have convinced me that there has to be a crack pipe involved somewhere” or “if Trump’s really that smart, why’s he spending all those hours on Twitter like an angry teenage girl?”  Still, others will insist that “self-praise isn’t necessarily a sign of intelligence.”

 

Well, what all these snowflakes fail to understand is this is exactly why so many of the President’s meth-addicted supporters love Donald Trump so much – because the things he says even makes them feel smart.  And that’s why his loyal fanbase, after hearing about this book from Fox News – just like the “Three Little Pigs” before them – are now taking to social media and crying out “who’s afraid of the big bad Wolff?”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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