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Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Airs

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/60-Minutes-Interv... 646w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes Interview Airs:  Despite threats by the President’s legal team to stop it, porn star Stormy Daniels 60 Minutes interview has aired and its being reported that Donald and Melania watched the interview separately.  Regardless of what happened, I don’t think its right when people try and slut-shame the President like this.  I mean, hasn’t he suffered enough – what with the syphilis and all?  The President sets a great example of practicing “family values.”  Only in his case, he happens to have an extended family, which includes hookers and porn stars.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Donald-and-Stormy... 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Stormy Spanked and Had Unprotected Sex With Trump:  Even though porn star Stormy Daniels gave intimate details about having sex and spanking Donald Trump in her 60 Minutes interview with Anderson Cooper, the President’s loyal followers say they doubt her truthfulness and are claiming its is all theory and conjecture.  Yea, well, if it is just a theory – it’s the “big bang” theory.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/99-Cents-Only-Sto... 702w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Jack Sinclair Named Chief Executive Officer of 99 Cents Only Stores:  The 99 Cents Only Stores LLC, a deep-discount retailer with nearly 400 stores in California, Texas, Arizona and Nevada, announced that Jack Sinclair has been named Chief Executive Officer upon the retirement of retail industry veteran, Geoffrey Covert.  Hell, I was just shopping at a 99 Cents Only Store just last week.  Tried to talk them down on some of their prices, but they wouldn’t budge.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

CIA Director Mike Pompeo Met Secretly With Kim Jong-un

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Kim-amd-Pompeo.jpg 750w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />CIA Director Mike Pompeo Met Secretly With Kim Jong-un:  The Washington Post is re[porting that CIA Director Mike Pompeo secretly met with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un over the Easter weekend.  Now about the only question that remains to be answered is – can they convince Kim to agree to offer Trump asylum after the Mueller investigation closes in?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Starbucks-768x576... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Starbucks.jpg 950w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Starbucks to Close All Stores in May for Racial Bias Training:  Starbucks announced it will close all 8,000 of its US stores for the afternoon of May 29th, while it conducts what it called “racial bias training” in light of the recent arrest of two black men who were waiting in one the coffee giant’s Philadelphia locations.  Hell, Starbucks employees don’t need no stinking training.  They appear to be pretty damn good at racial bias already.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Meteorite.jpeg 301w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Scientists Say Meteorite Filled with Diamonds are From Lost Planet:  Scientists say diamonds found inside a meteorite have revealed the story of a “lost planet,” dating back to the era when our solar system was first formed.  Come on, a lost planet?  Now just how the hell do you lose a planet and why does it have to be the one full off diamonds?  One thing’s for sure, this just goes to show how wealthy those aliens are – if they can afford to throw diamonds at us!

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Meets With Chinese President Xi

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Kim-and-Xi.jpg 618w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Meets With Chinese President Xi:  During his meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping, North Korea’s leader Kim Jong Un pledged his commitment to denuclearization and to meet U.S. officials, and China promised to uphold friendship with its isolated neighbor.  Wow, sounds like Kim got called to the principal’s office.  Either that, or he just got the munchies and thought he’d head up there for some take-out.  And while he’s in the neighborhood, perhaps President Xi could hook Kim up with a decent barber.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Irritable-Bowel-S... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Irritable-Bowel-S... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Irritable-Bowel-S... 1300w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Cases of Irritable Bowel Syndrome Increasing in US:  A recent study found that irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) now affects between 25 and 45 million people in the United States, with 2 out of 3 IBS sufferers being female.  What’s so surprising about that?  I mean, what bowel wouldn’t become irritated after all the crap they have to deal with on a daily basis?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Pope-Francis-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Pope-Francis.jpg 800w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Pope Francis Says There is No Hell:  In an interview with a leading liberal Italian newspaper, Pope Francis startled Christians and theologians worldwide by basically declaring that hell does not exist, adding that while good souls go to heaven, the souls of sinners simply vanish after death and are not subject to an eternity of punishment.  Well, I’ll be damned – finally a bit good news for Trump and his cabinet.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Mounts Extraordinary Defense of His Mental Stability

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Fire-and-Fury-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Fire-and-Fury.jpg 954w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Mounts Extraordinary Defense of His Mental Stability:  In response to journalist Michael Wolff’s scathing new book “Fire and Fury,” President Trump took to Twitter to defend his mental stability by boasting about being “a very stable genius,” pointing out that his “two greatest assets have always his been mental stability and being, like, really smart.”

 

Yea, not to mention his nuclear button is much bigger than the one Kim Jong-un has setting on his desk.  That said, if ever there was a statement which could define someone’s intelligence and mental stability, it would probably that tweet by our President.  I mean, when someone uses such eloquence as “I’m like, really smart” – who are we to dispute that?

 

Of course, there’s always gonna be those skeptics who say mean things such as “Donald’s comments have convinced me that there has to be a crack pipe involved somewhere” or “if Trump’s really that smart, why’s he spending all those hours on Twitter like an angry teenage girl?”  Still, others will insist that “self-praise isn’t necessarily a sign of intelligence.”

 

Well, what all these snowflakes fail to understand is this is exactly why so many of the President’s meth-addicted supporters love Donald Trump so much – because the things he says even makes them feel smart.  And that’s why his loyal fanbase, after hearing about this book from Fox News – just like the “Three Little Pigs” before them – are now taking to social media and crying out “who’s afraid of the big bad Wolff?”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve No Hot Tea Disaster

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Mariah-Carey-768x... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Mariah-Carey-920x... 920w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Mariah-Carey.jpg 1063w" sizes="(max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px" />Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve No Hot Tea Disaster:  Mariah Carey’s set on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve was once again the subject of intense ridicule on social media after she declared it a complete “disaster” that she didn’t get the hot tea she had been promised.  I don’t care if she demands a little tea, because frankly – I can’t think of anything more appropriate than Mariah Carey music as a way to welcome in…1993!

 

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Kim-Jong-Un.jpg 615w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />North Korean Leader Claims Nuclear Button on His Desk:  North Korean leader Kim Jong Un boasted during an annual New Year’s Day speech that he has a nuclear button right on his desk and that the entire United States is within range – but also he vowed not to attack unless threatened.  Well, the way I see it – we have two possible responses to the North Korean threat.  One – would be for President Trump to set off the biggest, most powerful and most beautiful nuclear explosion ever – one which no other president has even come close to exploding or two (a more practical solution) – we ask our close ally in the region Japan if they would consider unleashing Godzilla on the North Koreans.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/James-Fallon.jpg 634w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Neuroscientist Discovers He Has Brain of a Psychopath:  After getting a brain scan, a prominent UC Irvine neuroscientist revealed that he not only has the brain of a psychopath, but he is also related to seven alleged murderers – including Lizzie Borden.  All I can say is – if I were him, I’d be pretty damn careful about who you ask to carve the turkey when the family gathers at Thanksgiving.

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Trump Agrees To Meet North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Donald-and-Kim-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Donald-and-Kim-10... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Donald-and-Kim.jpg 1600w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Agrees To Meet North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un:  In a rather surprising move, President Donald Trump has agreed in principle to meet directly with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, in what could be the biggest breakthrough in the tense nuclear saber-rattling that’s been going on since the President took office in January 2017.

 

 

Now let’s see, we’ll have two big fat, narcissistic psychopaths with bad haircuts locked-up in the same room?  Pardon my skepticism, but I don’t see how this could end well for anybody.  My guess is, Trump just agreed to this meet so he can compare nuclear button sizes.  Meanwhile, North Korea agreed because Donald Trump is about the only person on Earth who could actually make someone like Kim Jong Un look good.

 

Of course, Trump supporters are quick to define this meeting as yet another great accomplishment of their dear leader – and to some degree, I agree with them.  I mean, under President Trump – we’ve had the biggest stock market drop ever in a single day, the most White House staffers who were forced to quit or get fired in a single year and lastly – Mr Trump has the distinction of having the absolute lowest approval rating of any president in the history of the country.  Of course, in all fairness to the President – he’s still quite popular in Russia.

 

And now, to add insult to injury, we’re gonna have to listen to Trump taking credit for cooling tensions which he created in the first place.  And in an attempt to boost America’s prestige with Kim and the North Koreans, its been rumored he may ask Stormy Daniels to accompany him to some of the meetings.  My guess is that Trump will emerge from the meetings and announce he’s made a historic agreement with Kim Jong-un – to build a new Trump golf course and luxury hotel in North Korea.  Now the about the only question that remains is – can we also get the North Koreans to agree to host WrestleMania 2020?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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