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Solar Storms Remove Electrons From Earth’s Atmosphere

Solar Storms Remove Electrons From Earth’s Atmosphere:  New research found that, contrary to scientific expectations, solar storms actually remove electrons from the Earth’s atmosphere.  Even so, I still try and stay positive about solar storms.

 

Study Finds Smartphones Impacted by Bitter Cold:  Experts say that when the temperature drops below freezing, smartphones often start malfunctioning, such as they might not sense your touch, the battery can die faster and if it’s cold enough, the phone just shuts off.  Smartphones malfunction when exposed to bitter cold?  Guess that pretty much explains why my ex has had so many problems with her iPhone!

 

Japan Claims North Korea Fired Four Ballistic Missiles:  Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe says North Korea has fired four ballistic missiles, three of which landed in Japan’s Exclusive Economic Zone.  Military analysts say those weren’t missiles in the traditional sense, but simply four more of Kim Jong Un’s relatives who had the misfortune of falling out of favor.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump Believes Exercise is Bad and Depletes Our Energy

Trump Believes Exercise is Bad and Depletes Our Energy:  The New Yorker reports that President Trump says he considers exercise to be misguided and bad for people – arguing that a person is similar to a battery, born with a finite amount of energy and exercise depletes that energy.

 

Although oddly enough, for a guy who hates exercise, he does seem to do a lot of running – at least when it comes to his mouth.  At least now we know how he honed that awesome physique.  And for a guy who seems to hate North Korea so much, it is kind of strange he would choose the same workout program as Kim Jong-un.

 

In fact, candidates seeking Medical Degrees from Trump University are in fact taught that “the human body is like a battery and the key to optimal performance and longevity is to go through life – remaining perfectly still, yet making sure that the stomach is continually filled to capacity with fried food.

 

And apparently this depletion philosophy carries over to his thinking and reading habits also.  Kind of like “a mind is a terrible thing to waste – so use it sparingly.”  Although the argument could be made that the President does frequently “exercise” his right to be ignorant and uninformed.  Hell, his ability to dodge the truth is simply unparalleled.

 

But I guess the question everyone wants to know is, should we really be taking fitness advice from a guy who’s most strenuous exercise is tweeting on the toilet?  I mean, here’s a guy who carries so much abdominal girth that when he sits in a chair he has basically the same posture as someone who’s sitting on the can.  Ever defiant, Trump admits ”one day I’m going to have a massive heart attack, and it’s going be fantastic!”

 

Anyway, one thing’s for sure, its starting to look as if – like it or not, he’ll soon be getting some serious exercise trying to run away from the FBI.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Wants to Put Humans on Mars in Three Years

Trump Wants to Put Humans on Mars in Three Years:  Unsatisfied with Nasa’s current plans to get humans on the Red Planet sometime in the 2030s, President Trump announced he wants people on Mars by the end of his first term, in three-and-a-half years.  Wonder if Trump realizes that Mars is know as the “Red Planet,” not the “Orange Planet?”  The way things are going, Trump would spend billions of our tax dollars sending people to Mars and as soon as they land, the first thing they see is a Yuge statue of Kim Jong Un.

 

Elderly Man Spray Painting “No Kids” in Seniors-Only Community:  Police now suspect it was another elderly man who behind the spray painting of a 63-year-old Florida man’s car in a seniors-only gated community with the message “NO KIDS,” after the man babysitted his 4-year-old granddaughter a couple of times.  Every time I hear about people committing crimes like this – I can’t help but think “where are parents?”

 

Chocolate Consumption Linked to Nobel Prizes:  A new study has found that countries with the highest consumption of chocolate also have the most Nobel Prize winners.  I don’t buy it.  I mean, simple logic tells you that if there really was a relationship between chocolate consumption and the Nobel Prize, wouldn’t nearly all Nobel Prizes be awarded to women?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Dennis Rodman Heading Back To North Korea

Dennis Rodman Heading Back To North Korea:  Former NBA star Dennis Rodman is reportedly heading back to North Korea for another visit with dictator Kim Jong-un.  That doesn’t make any sense.  Why bother traveling all the way to North Korea when we have our own fat, tyrannical, dictator wannabe right here in the USA?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Parrots-300x300.jpg 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Parrots-768x768.jpg 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Parrots.jpg 900w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Parrots Blamed for LA Area Power Outage:  A recent Southern California Edison power outage in the Hermosa Beach area of Los Angeles is being blamed on wild parrots on power poles.  Wow, who could have known that “Pauly wants a power pole!”  Edison officials say they were finally able to crack the case after they captured one of the parrots who, under heavy questioning, started singing like a canary.

 

Cops Suffering from Excessive Sleepiness:  A new study found that nearly a third of police officers may suffer from excessive sleepiness, which can have serious implications for broader job performance and safety.  What the hell, did Dunkin’ Donuts run out of coffee or something?

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

North Korea Accuses CIA of Biochemical Plot to Kill Kim Jong-un

North Korea Accuses CIA of Biochemical Plot to Kill Kim Jong-un:  North Korea is accusing the CIA  and South Korea of attempting to assassinate Kim Jong-un with unspecified biochemical substances during a public ceremonial event in the capital of Pyongyang.  Hell, no need to send someone to assassinate Kim.  Just book him on a United flight.

 

Study Finds Botox Could Help Treat Depression:  A California study found those who used the anti-wrinkle agent Botox had lower rates of depression.  One thing’s for sure, you’re never gonna be able to tell if they’re depressed by the expression on their face.

 

Music Teacher Caught Selling Tubas for Heroin:  A Nunda, N.Y. music teacher pulled over by police with a tuba in her backseat admitted to stealing more than 50 instruments from her school district and selling them to buy heroin.  Wow, this woman’s life has gone right down the tubas.  Now, she’ll have to face the music.

 

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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