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Westminster Dog Show to Include Cats This Year

Westminster Dog Show to Include Cats This Year:  The New York Times is reporting that cats will be joining the prestigious Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this year for the first time in its 140-year history.  Personally, I would’ve gone with ponies instead of cats – that way, it could’ve been a “dog and pony show.”  But gee, there’s just so much love in the world.  Makes you wonder why the Patriots and Falcons don’t allow the Red Sox to join them in the Super Bowl?  I mean, why limit the thing to two football teams?

 

Stroke Victim Loses Ability to Feel Sadness:  A 68-year-old British man who suffered a stroke in the emotion-controlling frontal lobe of his brain in 2004, discovered he that he had completely lost the ability to feel sadness or depression of any kind.  Gee, I’ll bet this guy must be an absolute riot at funerals.

 

Humans Evolved From Tiny Sea Creature With No Anus:  In a study published in Nature, scientists say the earliest known ancestor of humans was a sea creature a millimeter in size that most likely lacked an anus.  No doubt even Darwin would be impressed to think we’ve come all the way from a sea creature with no anus – to Kim Kardashian.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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Male Pectoral Sandpipers Travel Huge Distances to Mate

Male Pectoral Sandpipers Travel Huge Distances to Mate:  According to a new study, the male pectoral sandpiper will travel on average over 1,900 miles attempting to mate with females in northernmost Alaska.  Female sandpipers complain that after the males finish mating, its basically “bye, bye birdie.”

 

French Police Arrest 17 in Kim Kardashian Jewel Robbery:  Three months after Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint during Paris Fashion Week, police have taken at least 17 suspects into custody for possible links to the $10 million jewel robbery.  Shortly after the arrests, French police issued a statement pointing out that “frequently, criminals like these leave behind no witnesses, unfortunately for the rest of us – this time they did.”

 

New York Attorney General Sues Memory Pill Maker:  The New York Attorney General is seeking to ban a popular memory loss dietary supplement marketed to seniors called Prevagen, saying there’s no scientific evidence to support its claims.  Maybe it just doesn’t work on New Yorkers?  Hell, if it were me, I’d simply tell them I don’t even remember claiming the pill works.

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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