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Male Pectoral Sandpipers Travel Huge Distances to Mate

Male Pectoral Sandpipers Travel Huge Distances to Mate:  According to a new study, the male pectoral sandpiper will travel on average over 1,900 miles attempting to mate with females in northernmost Alaska.  Female sandpipers complain that after the males finish mating, its basically “bye, bye birdie.”

 

French Police Arrest 17 in Kim Kardashian Jewel Robbery:  Three months after Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint during Paris Fashion Week, police have taken at least 17 suspects into custody for possible links to the $10 million jewel robbery.  Shortly after the arrests, French police issued a statement pointing out that “frequently, criminals like these leave behind no witnesses, unfortunately for the rest of us – this time they did.”

 

New York Attorney General Sues Memory Pill Maker:  The New York Attorney General is seeking to ban a popular memory loss dietary supplement marketed to seniors called Prevagen, saying there’s no scientific evidence to support its claims.  Maybe it just doesn’t work on New Yorkers?  Hell, if it were me, I’d simply tell them I don’t even remember claiming the pill works.

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