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Trump Taking Heat Over Tweet Portraying CNN Body-Slamming

Trump Taking Heat Over Tweet Portraying CNN Body-Slamming:  President Trump took to Twitter again, this time in a doctored video portraying him body-slamming and punching a person with the CNN logo superimposed on the head in what many feel could incite people to commit violence against journalists.

 

Now I’m no anthropologist, but could it be possible we now have the world’s least evolved primate living right in the White House?  And speaking of human evolution, while everyone knows both Trump and Kim Kardashian are both well known reality show veterans and prolific tweeters, its also becoming quite obvious to most observers that Kim is never gonna measure up when to the President when its comes to posterior size.

 

One thing I have to give Trump credit for is that he was able to take what was, by all accounts, a rather stressful job with loads of responsibility and reduce it down to making early morning tweets, weekend golfing excursions, self promotional rallies, watching morning cable news shows and trolling late night comedians.  Good work if you can get it, but of course these days, it’s gonna require having some pretty strong Russian connections.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Scientists Find Unexpected Entanglement Origins in Photons

Scientists Find Unexpected Entanglement Origins in Photons:  Researchers have found that particles, once thought to have to originate from the same place, can actually come from different locations in the phenomena of “entanglement” – whereby particles can be separated by billions of light-years and be instantly affected by the quantum changes in one another.  Fine, but frankly at the moment – I’m more concerned about the “entanglement” of my frigg’n earphones than any proton particles.

 

UK Nursery Discovers Rare Carnivorous Plant Ate Bird:  A gardener at a popular UK nursery in Somerset thought he was working at a Little Shop of Horrors after discovering that one of his carnivorous pitcher plants had eaten a small bird.  All I can say is, its probably not a good idea to feed this plant Miracle-Gro.

 

Carl’s Jr. to Say Goodbye to Sexy Burger Ads:  Carl’s Jr. has decided to ax its racy, frat-boy hamburger commercials featuring barely dressed models and celebrities like Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Charlotte McKinney – to put the focus more on food quality.  What scantily clad girls?  I just assumed people went to Carl’s Jr for the informative articles.  Makes sense though, because when people head over to Carl’s Jr, they’re thinking “food quality.”

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Westminster Dog Show to Include Cats This Year

Westminster Dog Show to Include Cats This Year:  The New York Times is reporting that cats will be joining the prestigious Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this year for the first time in its 140-year history.  Personally, I would’ve gone with ponies instead of cats – that way, it could’ve been a “dog and pony show.”  But gee, there’s just so much love in the world.  Makes you wonder why the Patriots and Falcons don’t allow the Red Sox to join them in the Super Bowl?  I mean, why limit the thing to two football teams?

 

Stroke Victim Loses Ability to Feel Sadness:  A 68-year-old British man who suffered a stroke in the emotion-controlling frontal lobe of his brain in 2004, discovered he that he had completely lost the ability to feel sadness or depression of any kind.  Gee, I’ll bet this guy must be an absolute riot at funerals.

 

Humans Evolved From Tiny Sea Creature With No Anus:  In a study published in Nature, scientists say the earliest known ancestor of humans was a sea creature a millimeter in size that most likely lacked an anus.  No doubt even Darwin would be impressed to think we’ve come all the way from a sea creature with no anus – to Kim Kardashian.

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Arnold Leaving Celebrity Apprentice

Arnold Leaving Celebrity Apprentice:  Arnold Schwarzenegger has issued a statement stating he is leaving NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice, suggesting the show has too much baggage because Donald Trump is still involved with the show.  Gee, I wonder if that means he’ll will be leaving the US too?  Word has it Trump is now deeply involved with that too.

 

Trump Budget Asks for Deep Cuts to Climate Science:  According to the Washington Post, the White House is seeking deep cuts to National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s budget (NOAA), a leading climate science agency.  When questioned about the cuts, President Trump told reporters “From now on, I’ll be the one who decides whether to study the weather.  We don’t need a bunch of ”NOAA-it-alls telling us what to do.”

 

Parts of London Evacuated as Huge WW II Bomb Found:  Two schools and residents in a North West London suburb have been evacuated as army bomb disposal teams attempt to disarm a 500-lb. World War II bomb found at a building site.  Hell, just go ahead and detonate it and you’ve got the hole for your underground parking structure already dug for you.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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