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Limbaugh Says Moore Was a Democrat When He Targeted Teen Girls

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Limbaugh-and-Moor... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Limbaugh-and-Moor... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Limbaugh-and-Moor... 1200w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Limbaugh Says Moore Was a Democrat When He Targeted Teen Girls:  Rush Limbaugh has added a new twist to those Republicans defending evangelical Alabama US Senate candidate Roy Moore, telling viewers that Moore was actually a Democrat during the period of time when he allegedly made sexual advances towards five teenage girls.

 

Now, of course, I’m no lawyer, but if I’m not mistaken – I believe in legal circles – that’s often referred to as the “OxyContin/Viagra defense.”  That said, Rush does make a valid point.  I mean, there was a time when groups like the KKK, religious bigots and other white supremacists were essentially all Southern Democrats…now, they’re all Republicans!

 

Anyway, I believe the point Rush is trying to make is that the Republican party has recruited most of these creeps, racists and pedophiles out of the Democratic Party and into their ranks.  Which kind of makes sense when you consider that pedophile Democrats like Anthony Weiner generally go to jail, while Republican pedophiles get elected to public office.  Hell, recent polls are even showing that Roy Moore’s popularity among evangelicals shot up like crazy after the pedophilia accusations against him became public.

 

Its almost as if when Moore realized he was a pedophile, Republicans told him “well then, you’re in the wrong party.  Come join us – the GOP has a big tent.”  I mean, even Donald Trump was a Democrat at one time.  Now Limbaugh – on the other hand, has always been an idiot.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Doug Jones Defeats Roy Moore in Alabama Senate Contest

Doug Jones Defeats Roy Moore in Alabama Senate Contest:  Doug Jones, who made his name by prosecuting two former KKK members who bombed a black church, has won a stunning victory in the Alabama Senate race – the first Democrat to win such a seat in the state for 25 years.  Of course, I realize the Moore camp has asked for a recount, but no matter how you look at the numbers – she was still only 14.

 

Kremlin Interrupting Trump’s Tweets as Official Statements:  According to Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov, President Trump’s tweets are being reported to Russian President Vladimir Putin, right along with other information about the United States, as official statements by the American President.  I get that.  Hell, at this point in his Presidency, we may as well start considering Trump’s farts as “official statements.”

 

British Surgeon Guilty of Branding His Initials On Livers:  In what prosecutors call “a case without legal precedent in criminal law,” a British surgeon is scheduled to be sentenced for assault on two patients, after pleading guilty to branding his initials onto their livers with an electric beam during transplant surgery.  Geez, this guy is like Hannibal Lecter, makes you wonder what the hell else he’s been up to?  It would be just my luck that I’d end up with a surgeon who also fancies himself as a graffiti artist.  Now I’m starting to get a little bit concerned about that vasectomy I had a few years ago.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Study Finds Clean Sheets Huge Turn-On For Women

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Clean-Sheets-300x... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Clean-Sheets.jpg 500w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Study Finds Clean Sheets Huge Turn-On For Women:  In a study of more than 2,000 men and women, researchers found that next to losing weight, clean bed sheets topped the list of things that make women feel in the mood for sex.  Not surprisingly, this was found to be especially true for female members of the Ku Klux Klan.

 

Giant Human-Size Penguins Once Roamed New Zealand:  According to new research, giant penguins – standing well over 5 feet tall roamed New Zealand some 60 million years ago.  Scientists are quick to point out, however, that because there were no cellphones 60 million years ago, these penguins wouldn’t have been subject to roaming charges.

 

Needles Found in Sandwiches on Delta Flight:  Delta Airlines and the FBI are trying to determine how sewing needles found their way into four turkey sandwiches that were served on flights from Amsterdam to the United States.  While no one was injured, officials say only a big prick would pull a stunt like this.

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