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Ted Nugent Says Its Time to Turn Down the Hateful Rhetoric

Ted Nugent Says Its Time to Turn Down the Hateful Rhetoric:  In an interesting turn of events, Ted Nugent – the Second Amendment rocker who called President Obama “a subhuman mongrel who should suck on my machine gun” and insisted “Obama & Clinton should be tried for treason and hung,” now says its time we should all “tone down the hateful rhetoric.”

 

Why what an unusual change of heart coming from someone who’s always been a proud race-baiting, opportunist rabble-rouser – essentially kind of a David Duke with a guitar.  Could this be Ted Nugent’s first attempt at a career in comedy or did someone perhaps sit him down and explain the “glass houses” metaphor to him?

 

Gee, it’s beginning to look as if these alt-right “snowflakes” suddenly want to create themselves some “safe spaces” after some hateful, homicidal, maniac points some of those guns they seem to love so much right back at them.

 

And isn’t it interesting now that his guy is in office, Ted’s decided he suddenly wants everyone to hold hands and sing Kumbaya – while they’re busy cutting all the social safety nets for American families.  Forgive me for being cynical, but this sounds like nothing more than a big bunch of covfefe to me.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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David Duke Angry at Trump for Condemning White Nationalist Rally

David Duke Angry at Trump for Condemning White Nationalist Rally:  Former KKK leader David Duke and other White Nationalist leaders are striking out at President Trump for condemning the violence at the White Nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, reminding the President that “it was White Americans who put you in the Presidency.”

 

Wait a minute!  That’s not completely true – the Russians did their part too!  Let’s give credit where credit’s due.  Of course not everyone who voted for Trump are White Supremacists.  On the other had, ALL White Supremacists are Trump supporters.  Personally, if I were David Duke, I’d save all that pent-up anger for whomever gave him that miserable, creepy facelift.  I find it kind of interesting that just earlier in the week, Trump tried to start a war with North Korea and Venezuela, but ended up having his supporters start a war in Virginia instead.

 

Meanwhile, many right-wing pundits on TV and radio are defending the White Nationalists, claiming this “gathering” was nothing more than a “free speech rally.”  Really?  Pardon my skepticism, but it seems rather odd that people promoting “free speech” would show up brandishing bats, combat helmets, rifles, pistols and knives.  You’d think these people would be much happier back home, beating their wives and children or kicking little kittens and puppies in the head than driving all the way to Virginia to defend a statue that basically even the pigeons have forgotten about.

 

But you can’t really blame Trump for not strongly calling out the White Supremacists.  After all, that would upset his base.  Remember, he’s already running for reelection.  Perhaps next time, he’ll remember to keep his dogs on a leash when taking them out in public.  Anyway, enough of me rambling on.  Bartender, can you make me another “White Russian?”

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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