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10 Inspirational Quotes From Famous Comedians

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Pursuing a career in stand up comedy isn’t easy. It takes a lot of hard work and sacrifice. So here are some quotes from famous comedians that will hopefully inspire you to reach your goals.

_Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen._-1

” Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.”

Conan O’Brien

Steve Martin Be So Good They Can't Ignore You

“Be so good they can’t ignore you.”

Steve Martin

Jim Carrey I learned many, many lessons from my father, but not least of which is that you can fail at something you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance doing what you love.

“I learned many, many lessons from my father, but not least of which is that you can fail at something you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance doing what you love.”

Jim Carrey

Click here to see the commencement speech where Jim Carrey said this quote

Kyle Kinane Love it enough that you’ll do it for free forever

“Love it enough that you’ll do it for free forever.”

Kyle Kinane

Louis CK Whenever you leave behind failure, you're doing good. If you think everything you've done is great, you're probably dumb.

“Whenever you leave behind failure, you’re doing good. If you think everything you’ve done is great, you’re probably dumb.”

Louis CK

Bill Burr Realize that sleeping on a futon when you're 30 is not the worst thing.

“Realize that sleeping on a futon when you’re 30 is not the worst thing. You know what’s worse, sleeping in a king bed next to a wife you’re not really in love with but for some reason you married, and you got a couple kids, and a job you hate. You’ll be laying there fantasizing about sleeping on a futon. There’s no risk when you go after a dream. There’s a tremendous amount of risk to playing it safe.”

Bill Burr

Larry David When you aren't concerned with succeeding you can work with complete freedom.

“When you aren’t concerned with succeeding you can work with complete freedom.”

Larry David

Kevin Hart People may hate you for being different and not living by societies standards, but deep down, they wish they had the courage to do the same.

“People may hate you for being different and not living by societies standards, but deep down, they wish they had the courage to do the same.”

Kevin Hart

Robin Williams You are only given a little spark of madness you mustn't lose it.

“You are only given a little spark of madness you mustn’t lose it.”

Robin Williams

Tina Fey You can't be that kid standing at the top of the water slide overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

“You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the water slide overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.”
Tina Fey

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