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Alex Jones Claims Deep State Carried Out Las Vegas Massacre

Alex Jones Claims Deep State Carried Out Las Vegas Massacre:  Conspiracy-theorist and Donald Trump’s favorite radio personality Alex Jones, told his 5 million listeners that the recent Las Vegas mass shootings were caused by an unholy alliance of Muslims, Bolsheviks, OJ Simpson and “Deep-State Democrats.”  In response, critics say Alex Jones is nothing more than a manipulative con artist who preys on the ignorant and the mentally ill.  Unfortunately for the rest of us, we now have a President who appears to be both.

 

UK Study Says Fatty Foods May Increase Depression:  Researchers in London who studied the diets of British civil servants report that a diet heavy in processed and fatty foods increases the risk of depression.  On the other hand, they may just be depressed because they have to eat British food.

 

Three Americans Win Nobel Prize for Work on Circadian Systems:  Three Americans have been honored with the Nobel Prize in Medicine for their work on molecular mechanisms that control circadian systems.  Interesting achievement, especially when you consider close to half the country doesn’t even believe in science.  Hell, most Americans have to be wondering just what’s the point of giving out awards to people who probably can’t even dribble a basketball?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Paddock Girlfriend Says He Was Quiet Man

Paddock Girlfriend Says He Was Quiet Man:  The girlfriend of the Las Vegas shooter says that she knew Stephen Paddock as a kind, caring, quiet man.  Ever notice how often people describe mass murderers as “a quiet man?”  So folks, next time your noisy neighbor gets a bit loud, don’t complain.  At least you know he’s not gonna kill anyone.

 

Nobel Prize in Physics Awarded for Gravitational Waves:  Three scientists have been awarded the 2017 Nobel Prize in Physics for the discovery of ripples in space-time known as gravitational waves, which were predicted by Albert Einstein a century ago, but had never been directly seen.  Hell, you don’t need to be an Einstein to predict gravitational waves.  With obesity rates in the US running at nearly 40%, just get any of them to jump up and down a few times and I’ll show you some gravity waves.

 

Republicans Say News Media More Dangerous Than White Supremacists:  In a new Fox News poll, an overwhelming majority of Republicans (69% to 18%), believe the news media poses a greater threat to the United States than white supremacists.  Of course they do – they all believe that “white makes right.”

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Johnny Robish

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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