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Kea Parrots Make Other Kea Parrots Laugh

Kea Parrots Make Other Kea Parrots Laugh:  The highly intelligent Kea parrot has a specific call, that – like human laughter – puts other parrots that hear it in a good mood, making it the first known non-mammal to show contagious emotion.  In fact, the parrots have been found to be so good at getting laughs, several have already been booked in prominent Las Vegas nightclubs for the summer.

 

FBI Investigating Ties Between Trump Campaign and Russia:  FBI Director James Comey acknowledged before the House Intelligence Committee that his agency was investigating potential ties between President Trump’s campaign and Russian efforts to influence the election.  Gee, Director Comey’s testimony is gonna make it rather difficult for the Trump people to dismiss this as simply “fake news.”  The only thing I can think of is perhaps if they start chanting “Benghazi” again at the top of their lungs – that might help.

 

Study Finds Coffee Houses and ATMs Ideal Locations for Defibrillators:  Researchers say having defibrillators available at coffee shops and ATMs could play a major role in helping reduce deaths caused by out-of-hospital cardiac arrest.  No kidding!  You pay $6 for a cup of coffee at Starbucks – then go to the ATM and discover you’re now totally broke.  Sounds like time for a major heart attack to me.

 

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Pollster Lou Harris Dead at 95

Pollster Lou Harris Dead at 95:  Lou Harris, the influential pollster and political consultant who was among the first to provide polling services directly to candidates and officeholders, died in Key West three weeks ago at the age of 95.  Ironically, a recent Gallup poll found that only 31% of the Americans were even aware that Lou Harris was still alive.  In related news, a memorial concert is being planned for February with promotors hoping to get Emmylou Harris to headline the show.

 

Miley Cyrus Says She’s Quit Acting:  U.S. pop star Miley Cyrus says she has no plans to act again and instead wants to concentrate solely on her music.  Wow!  Its almost like she’s taking a wrecking ball to her acting career.

 

Las Vegas Casino Seeks to Evict Raunchy Nightclub:  The Palazzo hotel-casino on the Las Vegas Strip has evicted the “Act Nightclub” from its premises, claiming its shows violated obscenity laws with nearly naked performers tossing condoms into the crowd and simulated sex acts of bestiality on stage.  Its sad when you consider how Las Vegas always used to be such a family destination.  You know, like the Genovese Family, the Colombo Family and the Gambino Family.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Recording of Alexander Graham Bell Released

alexander-graham-bellRecording of Alexander Graham Bell Released:  The Smithsonian National Museum of American History has released a voice recording of Alexander Graham Bell from 1885, marking the first time most people have ever heard the phone inventor’s actual voice.  And the immortal words he uttered in that historic recording still ring true today – “Can you hear me?  Can you hear me now?”

 

armrest-quarrelDeath Threats Over Armrest Elbow Quarrel:  The Associated Press is reporting that a 60-year-old Salt Lake City man is under felony arrest after threatening a seat mate on a Las Vegas-bound flight over who gets to use the armrest.  Fellow passengers say the Salt Lake City man appeared to be “well armed.”

 

Volvo CarsMontana Senate Passes Roadkill-Salvage Bill:  Three years after Montana passed a bill permitting residents to harvest the carcasses of large animals such as elk, moose, deer, and antelope for food, roadkill permits are soaring.  Local officials say everyone appears to be quite happy about the new law except the buzzards, who seem to have an attitude of “we don’t need no stink’n permits.”

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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