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Lawrence Taylor - 17 Jokes

Keep it zipped
A small portion of Times Square was evacuated today due to a suspicious package. The all clear was given after Lawrence Taylor zipped up his pants.
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Blobs of tar wash ashore on Alabama beaches
It's the most unwelcome big, icky, black blob to hit the beach since a vacation last week by Lwarence Taylor.

Lawrence Taylor accused of raping 16-year-old girl
Former NFL player Lawrence Taylor met the girl through a mutual acquaintance---Ben Roethlisberger.
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Man arrested at 'Dancing With the Stars' studio
A restraining order has been issued against a man authorities say tried to break onto the set of ABC's "Dancing With the Stars" to meet gymnast Shawn Johnson. Just as a precaution Shawn Johnson hid for several hours in one of Lawrence Taylor's dancing shoes.

Dancing Diversity
The contestants on the new season of "Dancing with the Stars" come from all walks of life. For example, Lawrence Taylor represents the NFL, Steve Wozniak represents computer technology, and Shawn Johnson represents the Lollipop Guild.