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Anthony Scaramucci’s Wife Files for Divorce

Anthony Scaramucci’s Wife Files for Divorce:  Anthony Scaramucci’s wife of three years is reportedly fed up with his ruthless quest to get close to President Trump – whom she reportedly despises – and has filed for divorce from the new White House communications director.  Rumor has it her attorneys are asking that the country be included in the divorce settlement.  Anyway, it might be a good idea for someone to let Ann Coulter know the Mooch is available.  Of course, if everything else fails, his boss can always set him up with a couple of hot Russian hookers.

 

New Drug Approved for Curved Penis Condition:  Men with a condition that causes a curvature of the penis now have a drug treatment option that has been approved by the Food and Drug Administration.  I once knew a guy who had this condition – and, not to anyone’s surprise, the car he drove was a Bentley.

 

Trump Once Summoned Priebus and Ordered Him to Kill a Fly:  The Washington Post is reporting that President Trump once summoned Chief of Staff Reince Priebus to his office and ordered him to kill a fly that was buzzing around the room.  Those present say the situation turned into conflict when Reince immediately started swatting Kellyanne with a flyswatter.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Trump Reportedly Considering Pardoning Himself

Trump Reportedly Considering Pardoning Himself:  News that Donald Trump and his lawyers are musing about the possibility of the President pardoning his family and himself to insulate them from any potential charges of wrongdoing related to the 2016 election has worked up many into a fury.  I beg your pardon – they’re considering what?  Frankly, sometimes I wish this family of grifters would just grab all the silverware and free souvenir pens and run away to Russia in the middle of the night.

 

Trump Names Anti-Science Radio Host as Chief Scientist:  President Trump has just nominated climate change skeptic and right-wing talk radio host Sam Clovis to serve as the Department of Agriculture’s chief scientist – a slap in the face to the scientific community and those responsible for the integrity of the USDA’s research.  Great, now about the only thing Mr Trump has left to do is appoint Judge Judy to the Supreme Court and Rush Limbaugh to head up the FDA Opioids Action Plan.  That should pretty much keep us all moving right along up that proverbial creek.

 

Catholic Church Bans Gluten-Free Communion Wafers:  A recent letter from the Vatican reminded the world’s Catholic bishops of a rule mandating wheat gluten be in the communion wafers used in the celebration of Mass by Catholics.  Wait a minute, the church is insisting communion wafers have gluten in them?  I thought “gluteny” was a sin.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Trump and Putin to Work Together On Cybersecurity

Trump and Putin to Work Together On Cybersecurity:  President Donald Trump’s revelation that he discussed forming an “impenetrable cyber security unit” with Russian President Vladimir Putin is drawing swift criticism from both parties in light of Russia’s cyberattacks against the U.S. during last year’s election.  Another brilliant Trump maneuver – team up with the burglars who’ve broken into your house.  If that doesn’t prevent them from breaking in again, I don’t know what will.

 

Study Finds Sense of Purpose Aids Sleep:  US researchers who surveyed people on their sleeping habits found that the secret to a good night’s sleep is having a sense of purpose in life.  Wow, I’m guessing my cat and people with narcolepsy must really have a deep sense of purpose then.

 

Trump Jr Promised Damaging Intel on Clinton Before Russian Meeting:  The New York Times reports that Donald Trump Jr. was promised damaging information about Hillary Clinton before agreeing to meet with a Kremlin-connected Russian lawyer during the 2016 campaign.  I’m going to go with knowledge of election meddling for $200, Alex.  Talk about a smoking gun – the NRA is claiming this falls under the 2nd Amendment.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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