Lenny Dykstra is selling stock tips. After you buy those, talk to Tiger Woods for some advice on fidelity.
Lenny Dykstra - 15 Jokes

I'm the Lenny Dykstra of toppings

Dykstra Sells Stock Tips

yes i once corrected Lenny Dykstra on Reddit..
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Lenny Dystra's Stuff For Sale
The '86 World Series ring of former Met/Phillie and financial adviser
Lenny Dykstra is being auctioned off by a pawnshop. Buyer beware: it
might point your finger straight to Lenny's stock picks!

Dykstra in Trouble
Former Philadelphia Phillies star Lenny Dykstra has been accused of racist, sexist and homophobic remarks. No one heard him say these things, they just saw his mullet.
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Bye, Nails
Lenny Dykstra is going to prison. I've always hated him since I was a kid. He was so nasty to me when I asked him for an autograph and three hundred dollars.