Filipowski's parody of Timbaland's The Way I Are and the CPDRC Philippines Prison Michael Jackson Thriller video. With NYC comedians, no celebrity is safe! Featuring KENYC (Ken Donnelly) & AC Styles (Abbi Crutchfield) w/ Ricardo Aleman, Evie Aronson, Michelle Buteau, Becky Ciletti, Neil Charles, Anthony DeVito, Joe Pontillo, Senor Schachter, Luke Thayer. Choreography by Megan Leitzinger. 914-629-1225 or [email protected] for bookings. LYRICS: OJ (Simpson) needed money Phil Spector had a really bad date They just caught Lindsay Lohan She will be the perfect cell mate Lock em up girl What you did was wrong & you will pay the price you see They should lock you up and then throw away the key But it won't be long 'cause you are a celebrity Do the crime now you do the time Hey Michael Vick you are really sick Cant wait til you are behind bars Don't drop the soap keep it on a rope He'll be bent right over behind bars Mel Gibson all up in the news Hating Jews you should be behind bars Had no regrets, tradin' cigarettes He likes he likes he likes... Fox (Foxy Brown) and Martha (Stewart) got their street cred Naomi (Campbell) and the President (Bush) should be next OJ (Simpson), R (Kelly), and Michael (Jackson) If they did it then they won't even confess Lock em up girl What you did was wrong. They're burnin' you in effigy They should lock you up and then throw away the key But it wont be long cause you are a celebrity Do the crime now you do the time Hey Cologono, now don't ya ...