by Andrew Kut

I don’t blame ghosts for wanting to haunt people, I’d be pissed too if the only person I could talk to was the fucking Long Island Medium.

Oct 29th, 2018 via twitterStaff Pick

by Erik Bransteen

The Dog Whisperer investigated for animal cruelty?
Shocking.
That’s like discovering the Long Island Medium isn’t completely full of shit.

Mar 11th, 2016 via twitter

by Joe Leary

The Long Island Medium is my cousin but I only inherited some powers. I can't talk to dead people. I can only smell their #farts.
#ghostfart

Jan 3rd, 2013

by Joaquin Closet

*Long Island Medium getting message from dead guy* "I get the feeling someone died prematurely...am I right or AM I RIGHT?!"

Mar 24th, 2014 via twitter

by Greg Myers

LIMIT

I'm working on creating a new TV show for TLC,called "Long Island Medium Iced Tea".It will feature an alcoholic psychic,who has the ability to contact all the spirits she drinks.

Oct 3rd, 2012

by Mom Anonymous

I've never seen an episode of Long Island Medium, but she's got me. She's got me hook, line, and sinker.

Sep 25th, 2012 via twitter

by Ken McGraw Jr

I'm either a Long Island Medium or a Long Island Large depending on the material

Feb 23rd, 2016 via twitter

by TheFakeTVGuide

[GSN] ALL-PSYCHIC PASSWORD - Game (Guests: John Edward, Theresa Caputo)

Jan 15th, 2015 via twitter

by Joaquin Closet

Long Island Medium: "He is telling me from the beyond that you will always be daddy's little girl."
17 yo son: Yeah, that's my dad 'aight...

Mar 24th, 2014 via twitter

by Joaquin Closet

That Long Island Medium gets the same responses out of every dead person she talks to, like "It wasn't your fault you let me die."

Dec 21st, 2013 via twitter

by Greg Myers

The best spirits are in a Long Island Medium Iced Tea.

Nov 2nd, 2013 via twitter

by Stevie GB

The difference between me and #TheresaCaputo is I talk to the Living then kill them with my awesome stand-up then she talks to them

Jun 24th, 2013 via twitter