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Kardashian-Jenner Family Donates 100 Gourmet Meals to Skid Row

Kardashian-Jenner Family Donates 100 Gourmet Meals to Skid Row:  According to sources, the Kardashian-Jenner family has donated 100 gourmet, chef-prepared meals to people in need on Skid Row, an impoverished area in downtown Los Angeles, California.  A Kardashian spokesperson say the family struggled over whether the donation should be gourmet, chef-prepared meals or tickets to the opera.  They finally decided on the gourmet meals because – while the opera did have some front row seating, no skid row seating was available for purchase.

 

Nike’s Self-Lacing Athletic Shoe Called Most Innovative:  Wired magazine has labeled Nike’s self-lacing athletic shoe one of the 2016’s most innovative products and a serious feat of engineering.  Perhaps, but let’s be honest folks, if you’re too lazy to even tie your own shoe laces, I really don’t think an “athletic shoe” is the shoe for you.

 

Trump Fighting to Protect His Trademark in China:  With everything from Trump condoms to Trump toilets available for sale, Donald Trump seems to be fighting a losing battle in an effort to protect his trademark in China.  While I understand Trump’s concerns, I suppose Trump Toilets are an inevitable outcome when you’re about to become “Commoder-in-Chief.”  And the Trump Toilet Company’s motto “Take a Dump in a Trump” probably doesn’t help much either.  I’m sensing something like this could quickly become a big movement.  On the other hand, I wouldn’t trust a Trump condom for anything – it’d just be too thin-skinned.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Squirrel With Plague Detected In California Campground

squirrelhttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Squirrel-300x300.png 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Squirrel.png 450w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Squirrel With Plague Detected In California Campground:  According to a public health advisory, a ground squirrel found in a Los Angeles-area campground has tested positive for plague, causing authorities to shut down part of the Angeles National Forest for at least a week.  In an angry late night tweet, President-elect Donald Trump promised that as soon as he takes office, he plans to look into revoking squirrel camping privileges in all of our nation’s National Parks.

 

hawkinghttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Hawking-1-300x300... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Hawking-1.jpg 630w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Hawking Issues Another Warning to Humanity:  Fresh from warning us about the dangers of contacting ET, renowned theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking is now appearing in an anti-obesity campaign ad for a Swedish non-profit, cautioning everyone that obesity is one of the most serious public health problems of the 21st century.  One thing’s for sure, when that Stephen Hawking workout video comes out, that should bring a lot of attention for the cause.

 

speed-of-lightTheory Challenging Einstein’s Speed to Be Tested:  A new paper describes for the first time how scientists can test a controversial idea that speed of light is not a constant as Einstein claimed.  Fine, test anything you want, but just don’t screw up my GPS.  I have to be somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Feds Bust Korean for Smuggling Erectile Dysfunction Drugs

Erectile Dysfunction DrugsFeds Bust Korean for Smuggling Erectile Dysfunction Drugs:  Federal authorities at Los Angeles International Airport have arrested a South Korean traveler for attempting to smuggle $179,000 worth of a chemical that is used to treat erectile dysfunction.  If convicted, he could be facing some pretty stiff penalties.

 

Child AlcoholicBritain’s National Health Service Treats Youngest Alcoholic:  A 3-year-old who recently received hospital alcohol treatment has been called Britain’s “youngest alcoholic” by the National Health Service.  The child’s parents say if the toddler doesn’t mend his ways soon, they’ll implement a “no hard liquor before noon” rule.   

 

Children and TV'sMore Kids Getting Hurt by Toppling TVs:  According to a study published in the journal Pediatrics, an average of 17,000 children come to the hospital with TV-toppling injuries each year, a rate of one every 30 minutes.  Health officials say we can only hope that parents are finally starting to get the picture.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Eating Hot Peppers Linked with Longer Life

Eating Hot Peppers Linked with Longer Life:  A new study found that eating hot peppers is associated with a longer lifespan and warding off death.  Yea, you’ll just wish you were dead.

 

Ugandan Politician Buried With $55,000 in Coffin:  A former Ugandan government official named Charles Obong, was reportedly buried with $55,250 in his coffin as a way to “appease God for the deceased’s earthly sins.”  Smart move – God loves a good bribe.  Besides, apparently God is really bad with money.  He always seems to be asking his followers for more of it.

 

Couple Flown to Wrong Continent in Mix-up:   The LA Times is reporting that a couple boarded a flight in Los Angeles intending to travel to Dakar, Senegal, but ended up in Dhaka, Bangladesh, almost 7,000 miles away after a mix-up between the similarly pronounced cities and the three-letter code used by airlines to distinguish airports.  The befuddled couple said about the only thing positive thing about the ordeal was that at least they didn’t end up in Cleveland.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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