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LAPG Reinvestigating Natalie Wood’s Mysterious Death

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Natalile-Wood-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Natalile-Wood.jpg 780w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />LAPG Reinvestigating Natalie Wood’s Mysterious Death:  Los Angeles county sheriff’s investigators say they want to speak to 87-year-old actor Robert Wagner as a “person of interest,” in the case of the Natalie Wood death which reopened in 2011.  When reporters asked Christopher Walken – who was also present on the yacht that night – what he felt police needed to solve the case, Walken said that as far as he’s concerned, they “need more cowbell.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Brain-Eating-Amob... 660w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Deadly Amoeba Found in Louisiana Water:  A potentially deadly brain-eating amoeba was discovered in a water system that serves more than 12,500 people in Louisiana.  Scientists say they’re not too concerned, however, given that a “brain-eating amoeba” would quickly starve to death in a place like Louisiana.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Drives-Into-Cows.jpg 653w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Texting Woman Drives Into Herd of Cows:  A 21-year-old woman is recovering after she drove into a herd of cows in upstate New York while texting on her cellphone.  How stupid!  You can’t just assume cows will just mooo-ve out of the way.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Roger Goodell Wants $50M and Private Jet Use for Life

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Roger-Goodell-768... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Roger-Goodell-102... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Roger-Goodell.jpg 1050w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Roger Goodell Wants $50M and Private Jet Use for Life:  NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is reportedly demanding a salary increase from $30 million to $50 million a year, lifetime use of a private jet and lifetime health insurance for him and his family in contract renegotiation talks.  Gee, you can’t afford health insurance on a $50 million a year salary?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Brett-Talley.jpg 600w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump’s Federal Judicial Nominee Has Never Tried a Case:  President Trump’s nominee for a lifetime appointment to a federal judgeship in Alabama has never tried a case in his life and has only been practicing law for three years.  Which makes perfect sense, once you consider he was basically appointed to the position by a “game show host.”  Once again, Trump continues to hire only the “best” people to fill these positions!

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Dime-Sized-frog-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Dime-Sized-frog-1... 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Newly-Discovered Frog Smaller Than a Dime:  A Louisiana State University scientist claims to have discovered the smallest known vertebrate species on Earth – a tiny frog so small it is roughly the equivalent size of a dime.  That said, scientists say they may occasionally need to adjust the frog’s reported size in order to account for inflation.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

Deadly Herpes Virus Threatening Pacific Oysters

Deadly Herpes Virus Threatening Pacific Oysters:  A deadly herpes virus is threatening Pacific oysters, the world’s most popular and valuable oyster species – and scientists say it’s almost certain to spread more widely in our globally connected world.  Oh great!  Try explaining that one to your wife or your husband – that nasty case of herpes you have – you caught it from an oyster.

 

Blood Leaks Onto Road From Funeral Home:  Neighborhood residents living in Baton Rouge, must have thought they were in the middle of a horror movie when they spotted a large pool of blood mixed with embalming fluid which had leaking out onto the street from a storage tank located behind the Greenoaks Funeral Home.  Louisiana health officials warn that if the blood isn’t cleaned up in a timely manner, it could pose a serious health threat to nearby residents – because that much blood could very likely attract vampires to the area.

 

Skin Patch Melts Love Handles in Lab Mice:  Science Daily reports that researchers have developed a medicated skin patch that dissolved fat in targeted areas of lab mice – and future testing could reveal that the patches may one day also treat things such as obesity and diabetes.  Forget about treating obesity and diabetes for a minute – as far as I’m concerned, the big story here is that mice are actually burdened with love handles.  Good grief, who knew it was an issue?

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Italian Cat Grabs $13 Million Inheritance

cat-inherits-fortuneItalian Cat Grabs $13 Million Inheritance:  A four-year-old one-time stray cat named Tommaso has become the world’s richest cat after inheriting more than $13 million from his former owner, a 94-year-old Italian widow of a successful builder.  The cat’s guardian said the first thing the cat will do with the money is purchase a new fur coat.

 

brain-eating-amoebaBrain-Eating Amoeba Found in Louisiana Drinking Water:  The drinking water of a Louisiana parish has been found to contain a brain-eating amoeba that can be fatal if it goes up your nose.  On a positive note, because its Louisiana, most brain-eating amoebas will likely go hungry and starve to death.

 

heidi-klumHeidi Klum’s Legs Valued at $2 Million:  Its being reported that German supermodel and former Victoria’s Secret Heidi Klum’s legs have been insured for $2 million.  I tried to insure my legs too, but the insurance company told me to use them to take a hike.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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First Lady Melania Trump Would Work to Combat Bullying

melania-trumpFirst Lady Melania Trump Would Work to Combat Bullying:  Melania Trump, who’s kept a low profile since it was revealed she lifted parts of her 2016 Republican National Convention speech from Michelle Obama, told an audience that as first lady, she would work to combat online bullying.  Wonderful idea!  Hell, and while you’re at it, how about teaming up with Bill Cosby’s wife and perhaps the two of them could look into ways to prevent sexual assault too?

 

david-dukeDavid Duke Says He’s Not Opposed to All Jews:  During a recent Louisiana senate debate, former KKK Grand Dragon David Duke told the moderator when asked about Jews that “there is a problem in America with a very strong, powerful tribal group that dominates our media and dominates international banking” – but quickly added – “I’m not opposed to all Jews.”  How interesting Duke would say that, because I’m really not opposed to all assholes, just the ones who open their mouths.

 

la-jolla-coveLa Jolla Cove’s Natural Beauty Includes Foul Smell: World famous La Jolla Cove, where art galleries and coffee shops meet a stretch of unspoiled cliffs above the Pacific Ocean, is trying to deal with a growing problem of the strong smell of bird feces emanating off the rocks. Local residents report the smell is so disgusting, some tourists became so disoriented they thought they were in New Jersey.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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