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Italian Cat Grabs $13 Million Inheritance

cat-inherits-fortuneItalian Cat Grabs $13 Million Inheritance:  A four-year-old one-time stray cat named Tommaso has become the world’s richest cat after inheriting more than $13 million from his former owner, a 94-year-old Italian widow of a successful builder.  The cat’s guardian said the first thing the cat will do with the money is purchase a new fur coat.

 

brain-eating-amoebaBrain-Eating Amoeba Found in Louisiana Drinking Water:  The drinking water of a Louisiana parish has been found to contain a brain-eating amoeba that can be fatal if it goes up your nose.  On a positive note, because its Louisiana, most brain-eating amoebas will likely go hungry and starve to death.

 

heidi-klumHeidi Klum’s Legs Valued at $2 Million:  Its being reported that German supermodel and former Victoria’s Secret Heidi Klum’s legs have been insured for $2 million.  I tried to insure my legs too, but the insurance company told me to use them to take a hike.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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NASA Space Probe Confirms Mercury Has Ice

MercuryNASA Space Probe Confirms Mercury Has Ice:  In a surprising finding, NASA space probe Messenger has confirmed that Mercury, the closest planet to the sun, has a vast amount of ice at its north pole.  Who cares about ice?  Space probes don’t need cold beverages.  The real question is, does it have any mercury?  What the world needs now are affordable thermometers.

 

Cosmiic BulgeX-Shaped Bulge Confirmed at Center of Milky Way:  New data conforms that there is a massive, x-shaped bulge at the center of our Milky Way galaxy.  Astronomers say about the only explanation they can think of for a bulge that big is that it must be happy to see Uranus.  Who knew astronomy was x-rated?

 

David DukeEx-KKK Leader David Duke Running for Senate:  David Duke, the former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, has announced he will run for U.S. Senate as a Republican in Louisiana.  Well, he is running as a Republican in Louisiana, I doubt very many will really give a sheet he was in the KKK.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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Trump Lawyer Claims God Taking to Clouds in Support of Trump

Donald Trump CloudTrump Lawyer Claims God Taking to Clouds in Support of Trump:  In a recent twitter post, Donald Trump lawyer Michael Cohen claimed that God is sending us a message that he wants Donald Trump in the White House, posting a pic of a cloud formation that many Trump supporters say resembles Donald Trump’s face.  They may very well be right, after all, everyone knows that clouds are formed by hot air rising.  One thing’s for sure, if that really does turn out to be Trump’d image, don’t be surprised if he doesn’t try to sue God for using his likeness without paying royalties.  Of course here in California, we’re more avant garde and prefer our Trump images on gourmet toasted grilled cheese sandwiches.

 

Red WolfNorth Carolina Residents Say Endangered Red Wolves are a Pest:  The fate of the world’s remaining wild population of red wolves is set to be decided soon as many North Carolina residents are complaining that the endangered wolves are increasingly straying onto private land and causing problems.  North Carolina officials say they’ve offered the red wolves an option of either moving out or changing color, but the wolves have the attitude they’re “better red than dead.”

 

Fat SouthernersObesity Rates Soar in Bible Belt States:  A new survey on obesity in the United States found Louisiana at the top of the chart with an adult obesity rate of 36.2 percent, with Mississippi, Alabama and West Virginia following close behind.  Who could have known that the Bible Belt would turn out to be a place where people are too big to even wear belts?  Hell, obesity rates in Louisiana have gotten so bad, they’ve been forced to extend “Fat Tuesday” clear into the weekend.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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