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Scientists Identify Parts of Brain Involved in Dreaming

Scientists Identify Parts of Brain Involved in Dreaming:  Scientists have identified regions of the brain involved in dreaming in a study with significant implications for our understanding of the purpose of dreams and of consciousness itself – even offering clues as to what the dream is actually about.  In related news, Facebook announced they are just a few short years away from targeted, in-dream advertising!

 

Researchers Say Father of All Mankind 340,000 Years Old:  Evolutionary anthropologists say DNA evidence has revealed that the oldest known common male ancestor (called the father of all mankind) is 340,000 years old, more than twice as old as previous estimates.  I don’t think I’d wanna be the “father of all mankind.”  Who’d wanna think they’re responsible for an endless stream of assholes going back 340,000 years?  Plus, can you imagine the child support payments that would come with that?

 

Fresh Express Salads at Walmart Recalled Over Dead Bat:  According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Fresh Express has recalled some of its organic prepackaged salad mix, after a dead bat was found inside a bag sold in a Florida Walmart.  Wait a minute – I’m totally shocked.  Someone who shops at Walmart actually bought a salad?  And they managed to eat most it without even batting an eye.  Hell, it could have been worse – the bat could have been a Louisville Slugger.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Unbeaten Nyqvist Wins Kentucky Derby

NyquistUnbeaten Nyqvist Wins Kentucky Derby:  Favorite Nyquist ran a perfect race to extend his unbeaten record winning the 142nd Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs in Louisville, sparking talk of a second consecutive Triple Crown champion.  Sadly, several Kentucky Derby attendees suffering from bad colds reported no relief from symptoms, even though Nyquist won the race.

 

Grass Fire-Fire Chief ArrestedMaine Fire Chief Accused of Setting Blaze Fought by 100 Firefighters:  Old Orchard Beach, Maine Fire Chief Ricky Plummer is under arrest, accused of intentionally setting a grass and marsh blaze that led to evacuations and was fought by more than 100 firefighters.  Police said they weren’t buying his claim that the used matches in his pocket were because he was an active member of Match.Com.  I guess its as they say, “if a fire chief plays with fire, he’s gonna get fired.”

 

Math Proffessorhttp://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Math-Proffessor-3... 300w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Math-Proffessor-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Math-Proffessor.jpg 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px" />Penn Math Professor Booted from Plane as Terrorist:  An award-winning economics professor from the University of Pennsylvania was removed from an American Airlines flight after his a female seat mate reported him as a terrorist, after watching him doing some math calculations while the plane was waiting for take off.  I fully understand, math always terrorized me too.  Sounds like he might have been a member of that sinister organization Al Gebra.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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Kentucky Florist Selling Kentucky Fried Chicken Prom Corsages

KFC Chicken CorsageKentucky Florist Selling Kentucky Fried Chicken Prom Corsages:  Just in time for the class of 2014, a Louisville, Kentucky florist is selling prom corsages with a piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken embedded within the floral arrangement for just $20.  I’m guessing these are geared toward kids who want to turn their prom night into kind of a Tim Burton film.  For safety sake, school officials are asking those who choose fried chicken corsages to make certain to only select a boneless chicken corsage.    

 

PepsiChicago Man Pulls Gun Over 22-Cent Sales Tax Dispute:  A Chicago man is under arrest after pulling a submachine gun on store owners after he became upset at having to pay 22-cents sales tax on his purchase of a two-liter bottle of Pepsi.  Now I’m no legal expert, but I suspect there’s a good chance his legal bills just might exceed those 22-cents.

 

Bear AttackFlorida Woman Recovering From Bear Attack:  Sheriff’s deputies report that a Florida woman is recovering after being attacked and dragged by a family of bears who ambled into her open garage and sifted through her garbage cans in search of food.  Some are saying the bears only left the woods after they ran out of toilet paper.  And at least these bears tackle, unlike the ones in Chicago.  They obviously are smarter than the average bear, but hey, this is no time for jokes, the woman “bearly” survived.  Guess she’ll just have to grin and bear it.

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Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
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