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Trump Mocked by Hawaiians Holding Welcome to Kenya Signs

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Hawaii-Protest-76... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Hawaii-Protest.jpg 940w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Trump Mocked by Hawaiians Holding Welcome to Kenya Signs:  President Trump found himself greeted by protesters sporting mocking signs that read “Welcome to Kenya” when he touched down in Hawaii on the first leg of his Asia-Pacific tour.  President Trump was there to meet with the President of Hawaii and to let their people know that they are surrounded by a very big ocean.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Rand-Paul.jpg 640w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Rand Paul Assaulted at His Home in Bowling Green:  According to the Kentucky State Police, GOP Sen. Rand Paul has been assaulted by a neighbor while mowing his lawn in Bowling Green, Kentucky.  Wow, sounds like he’s a big “hit” with the neighbors.  And what the hell kind of Republican mows his own lawn anyway?  Why doesn’t he hire undocumented workers and then just not pay them like the President and rest of his party?  Is it any wonder why this country is going down the tubes?

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Male-Woolly-Mammo... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Male-Woolly-Mammo... 1000w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Male Woolly Mammoths More Like to Die Accidentally:  In a sample of 98 woolly mammoth remains, researchers found that 70 percent were male, which suggests males were more likely to die accidentally.  Paleontologists say they’re not quite sure what conclusions can be drawn from this, but it sure explains why their insurance premiums were so high.

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Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California
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Many Have Reservations About iPhone X Face-Mapping

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Face-Mapping.jpg 427w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Many Have Reservations About iPhone X Face-Mapping:  With the new iPhone X out and selling like crazy, many are still expressing reservations about the phone’s face-mapping capabilities as an invasion of privacy.  No kidding!  My new iPhone X not only mapped my face, but also followed up with a few snarky suggestions about cosmetic procedures I might wanna think about.

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Fossil-Fuels.jpg 479w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Rick Perry Suggests Fossil Fuels Help Prevent Sexual Assault:  Speaking about energy policy on NBC’s Meet the Press, Energy Secretary Rick Perry suggested to Chuck Todd that expanding the use of fossil fuels could help prevent sexual assault by providing lighting for remote villages in Africa.  To reinforce the point, the Energy Department is asking everyone to do their part to fight sexual assault by heading right over to their nearest gas station and say “fill ‘er up.”

 

http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Approval-Rating-7... 768w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Approval-Rating-1... 1024w, http://www.johnnyrobish.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Approval-Rating.jpg 1600w" sizes="(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" />Presidential Approval Rating Hits Seven Decade Low:  Approaching the first anniversary of his victory over Hillary Clinton in the 2016 election, President Trump has an approval rating demonstrably lower than any previous chief executive at this point in his presidency over seven decades of polling.  On a positive note, 39 percent of Americans say they still approve of the president’s performance.  If that isn’t cause to order some Papa John’s pizza and celebrate, I don’t know what is.

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Johnny Robish

Johnny Robish

Guns Don't Kill, Postal Workers Do!
Malibu, California

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