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Magic Johnson (Stand Up Comedy)

Magic Johnson (Stand Up Comedy)
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Magic Fish - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs

Magic Fish - Phil Johnson - #30SecSongs
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Fishing and other things don't mix.

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#30SecSongs is my new project to release a new very short song every day for the next year.

I went fishing one day and pulled up a big one.
As it crested the edge of my boat it said...
Hey bro, what's the deal?
I was just swimming round looking for a meal.
Now this lip piercing makes me look emo.
How about I jam a hook through your face, asshole?
I apologized and removed the hook from his fishy face.
I said I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a magic talking fish.
And the fish looked me right in the eye and said "I'm not magic, you're stoned out of your mind.
But whatever,"

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You'll enjoy Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction if you're a fan of Stephen Lynch, Patton Oswalt, Greg Berhendt, Flight of the Conchords, Trevor Moore.

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Phil Johnson

Phil Johnson

Comedy...Music...Kinda Dorky
Milpitas, CA

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