Fishing and other things don't mix.
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I went fishing one day and pulled up a big one.
As it crested the edge of my boat it said...
Hey bro, what's the deal?
I was just swimming round looking for a meal.
Now this lip piercing makes me look emo.
How about I jam a hook through your face, asshole?
I apologized and removed the hook from his fishy face.
I said I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a magic talking fish.
And the fish looked me right in the eye and said "I'm not magic, you're stoned out of your mind.
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